Everything I Know About My Social Life I Learned From Seinfeld — or, reasons why I didn’t eat half a pastry out of the trash can yesterday.
Written by Carlye Wisel Four years of high school will make sense of the Gettysburg Address (and maybe, if you're lucky, you may even come out with an indispensable understanding of SOH-CAH-TOA) and a college course …see more
The commentary that just keeps on giving
There was only one text message predating a series of rapid-fire e-mails about last night's episode of Girls between resident man repeller, Mattie Kahn and myself this morning. It read, "I loved that episode and …see more
How do you feel about the show’s recent turning points?
On Sunday night, while Hannah struggled with her UTI (all recovery takes is a cranberry pill, trust), I wasn’t concerned with Jessa’s departure, or Shoshanna’s May-December romance, or Marni’s terrible sex with Booth. All I …see more
Patti, I think it’s time we have a talk.
Illustration by Charlotte Fassler, written by Mattie Kahn It’s 9pm on a Saturday night and Patti Stanger would like me to change. I know this to be true not because the Millionaire Matchmaker herself stands before …see more