Ever wonder where all those great guys who said they’d call but never do go to die?
Written by Gabby Katz, edited by Leandra Medine The first time I learned about The Planet, it was over drinks with a group of girls last February. One girlfriend, Rebecca, was complaining about a guy that …see more
Mattie Kahn investigates a different blazon of couple’s therapy.
Written by Mattie Kahn, illustration by Charlotte Fassler I first seriously considered highlights some weeks before my eighteenth birthday. I spent the next two years deciding to get them. It seems only right to acknowledge that …see more
The quintessential fairy tale redacted.
Once upon a time, I desperately wanted to be Pocahontas. I was eight. On some level I yearned to be every cartoon character I watched as a kid, but the Mario brothers seemed unattainable since …see more
Talk about finding love in a hopeless place
Illustration by Maria Tran I don't use Tinder for obvious reasons, but those reasons can only really be watermarked as such because after I joined last week, it took approximately 30 minutes for the very small …see more
Patti, I think it’s time we have a talk.
Illustration by Charlotte Fassler, written by Mattie Kahn It’s 9pm on a Saturday night and Patti Stanger would like me to change. I know this to be true not because the Millionaire Matchmaker herself stands before …see more
In ten easy bullet points
The last time I was single and fighting for my right to seduce a man, any man--I'd even take my brother for heaven's sake--I tried to keep the communication to text message. Why? Because phone …see more