The quintessential fairy tale redacted.
Once upon a time, I desperately wanted to be Pocahontas. I was eight. On some level I yearned to be every cartoon character I watched as a kid, but the Mario brothers seemed unattainable since …see more
Talk about finding love in a hopeless place
Illustration by Maria Tran I don't use Tinder for obvious reasons, but those reasons can only really be watermarked as such because after I joined last week, it took approximately 30 minutes for the very small …see more
Patti, I think it’s time we have a talk.
Illustration by Charlotte Fassler, written by Mattie Kahn It’s 9pm on a Saturday night and Patti Stanger would like me to change. I know this to be true not because the Millionaire Matchmaker herself stands before …see more
In ten easy bullet points
The last time I was single and fighting for my right to seduce a man, any man--I'd even take my brother for heaven's sake--I tried to keep the communication to text message. Why? Because phone …see more
In which heart-numbing love prevails in spite of irreconcilable differences.
On me: Club Monaco plaid blouse, Ellery jacket, Opening Ceremony vest, Cole Haan Loafers. On him: Ralph Lauren chambray shirt, Ksubi skinny jeans, Cole Haan brogues. Photos by Naomi Shon Though my marriage is still an …see more