Boredom is a function of a lazy mind. Be the 11-year-old dancer in Sia’s “Chandelier” video equivalent of not-lazy.
1) Play hide-and-seek with your boss, but don't tell her/him you guys are playing. 2) Pretend to steal things from a nearby store, get caught, then tell them you were just pretending! This will add a little bit …see more
I know it feels like they’ll go away if you just ignore them but guess what? They won’t.
Good afternoon, moonshine. It is 3PM if you are reading this story at its time of publish and I have accrued 43 e-mails in the time it has taken me to hit publish. About half of those …see more
Birds of a feather takeover Instagram together
There is no shortage of rosé on Instagram. In fact, it's recently gotten to the point where a lack of rosé in hand during any warm weather activity causes people to feel like a failure. If a tree …see more
Too bad Paul Rudd in Short Shorts is not a constellation
Let's cut to the chase since we're 8 days into July and have been trembling like a cold worm in a wet bathing suit without the Susan Miller Monthly Special. But it's here now, processed …see more
You know what rhymes with pun, right?
Hey! Guess what! In honor of it being Friday and the inevitability that your brain is chicken fried rice and the possibility that our brains are vegetable fried rice, we are going on word-sabbatical! Just …see more
Call me maybe
Butt dialing is a dangerous game -- it's no longer the innocuous accident of early cellphone yore, but rather a ring wrapped up with more potential for anxiety than an unknown number calling the landline while …see more