It’s 1 PM on a Wednesday which means you are on the hump of hump day and perhaps, if you work in a zoo or a desert, you are also on the actual hump of a camel — which would actually mean you’re reading this via smart phone and I think that’s illegal for safety reasons. But I digress.
Actually, to digress is sort of the point of this post. You probably need a little brain break. A little laugh. A little chuckle. And lucky for the planet, someone came up with a simple Internet machine that generates Facebook statuses using compilations of words and phrases from all of the old, weird shit you’ve ever posted on the ‘book.
It’s all I have been for the past hour hour. That and texting screen shots of my statuses to friends. Let’s pretend I’m texting you! Here are some of my favs:
“This really annoyed me.” — It’s like even when generated by a machine, my personality shines through.
“KURT GET OFF alexander wang sample sale hiiiiiiiiii” — So I guess here the app combined my rountine anger at Glee‘s Kurt Hummel with my fondness for baggy white tees and also, my affinity for a multi-“i”-hi.
“One bro per arm I am their way to BK.” — Prophetic, perhaps?
I have to stop writing now so that I can play with this for a million more hours, but hop on What Would I Say and then tell us all of your weird yet perfect statuses this thing makes.