Wear Your Heart on Your Crotch

August 14, 2013

Heart Shorts

Though summer is nearing its end, there is almost always reason to invest in a pair of shorts adorned by hearts, if not because they’re cute-as-fuck, than certainly because it would not be in your best interest to pass up on the opportunity to explain to those around you that you, for one, like to wear your heart on crotch–insert uncouth gesticulation here. What’s more? They’re only $27 which make them the deal of the century and a sensible, end-of-season purchase. Get them at Chic Nova and then dick around a while. There are extensive offerings waiting for you.

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