OMG OMG OMG OMG
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT.
It is National Cat Day and to celebrate…UBER IS DELIVERING KITTENS.
THEY ARE DELIVERING KITTENS. AND CUPCAKES.
Here’s how it works although I don’t really feel like sharing kittens but WHATEVER.
- Pucker your mouth into a kiss
- Raise your right arm
- Bend it at the elbow
- Swing your forearm left
- Swing your forearm right
- Swing your forearm left again
- Hahaha I just made you look like a cat butt.
- I said I didn’t want to share.
The kitten caveat is that Uber is only offering this in three cities (NYC, Seattle, and San Francisco) and you have to act fast because it ends at 4 PM, which is rude. I’m forgiving Uber, however, because they are doing all of this in partnership with animal shelters and offer the chance to ADOPT THESE KITTENS.
I’m freaking out.
Man Repeller is about to get so many kittens.