Miley Cyrus Is Wrecked And She Wants You To Know It
Miley Cyrus’ new song Wrecking Ball wrecking rocks. Her voice sounds beautiful and the rhythmic melody of this song resonates far better with the Miley Cyrus we were growing to know previous to her stint with dancing and molly – not to be confused with Miley – and her now infamous refusal to stop.
The thing is, though, what gives with the sequence of events that transpires in this video? I had to pause on several occasions to take screenshots because that seemed like the only reaction palatable.
If all the quagmires that continue to unravel post the VMAs couldn’t get the girl to keep a few more layers of clothes on, what will? Frankly, I was okay watching her get up close and personal with a sledgehammer, I could even deal with her choosing to sensually lick it (though hasn’t any single one of her authorities ever warned her of the hygienic risks associated with putting one’s mouth to machinery?) but when she started swinging back and forth on a ball and chain wearing absolutely nothing but a pair of Doc Martens, I had to ask, why?
Is masturbation even possible is such an uncomfortably compromising position? Cyrus suggests so.
Watch the video and tell us what you think.