This Is Very Important: Meryl Streep Looks Great on Avocado Toast

  • Meryl Streep: giving avocado toast an unfair advantage in the Instagram fight against rosé for at least 66 years.
  • The roll she was born to play!
  • I wonder how many guests at the Oscars accidentally ate a Cara-MERYL de-Lite...
  • I loved you in Julia and Julia!  Meryl you were great, too.
  • Nacho business, Meryl.
  • Fig Newton's First Law: every Meryl in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.
  • Doughnut tell me you're surprised about all of this. Meryl-meets-breakfast was a long time coming.
  • Meryl Strudel
  • Mozz sticks with a side of Meryl-nara sauce, please
  • Stack of class right here, y'all.
  • I do the same thing at the end of a long hard day.
  • What a ham!
  • A Pop Tart Home Companion
  • You old corndog, you.
  • She's not sloppy drunk, she's sloppy joe!
  • Churro: Osage County
  • Nothing like coming home to a Meryl Streep Stout
  • Butter you sure you're not hungry?
  • "Who's got a waffle to go with my chicken and splits?"
  • Quesadilla vs. Quesadilla
  • I'll take a cheese plate over a cheap date any day of the week!
  • Try banning this emoji, Instagram.
  • Talk about sunny-side up!
Amelia Diamond | March 1, 2016

I’m not going to waste your time with petty chit-chat here — we’re both busy, but this requires a pause: Meryl Streep and her cheekbones have been carefully sculpted out of their original context with either a very sharp butter knife or the lasso of a Photoshop cowboy (I can’t be sure) and placed lovingly into a bed of avocado spread.

This same artisan has wedged Streep between the sweet potato buns of a sloppy joe, propped her up among columns of churros, melted her into a stack of pancakes and encouraged her to lounge in the fudge-y end of a pack of Dunkaroos. I could go on, but as the title of the most tedious movie ever starring Jane Fonda who also boasts excellent cheekbones but has yet to appear as a euphoric egg yolk states, this is where I leave you.

I’ll let your procrastination and imagination take it from here. Click through the above for my favorites, then follow the account in all of its beautiful entirety here: @tasteofstreep.

All photos via @tasteofstreep, and shoutout to my friend Merritt for tagging me in this while I was doing the opposite of Pomodoro-ing!

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  • Allie Mackin

    Oh my never a dull moment in the world of “art” this was great to flip through thanks for posting gave me a smile today.

    Allie of
    http://www.allienyc.com

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  • Yvonne Dunlevie

    Where is Hallie Parker!!!!!! Meryl as the peanut butter next to oreos!!!!!!

    • Amelia Diamond

      Hallie Parker ate peanut butter and oreos, so I ate peanut butter and oreos

  • tinydarling

    This is the best thing rn.

    xx,
    Payton // Tiny Darling

    • Amelia Diamond

      ik

  • Lori Therrien

    As the old saying goes, “she always looks good enough to eat.”

  • Elizabeth Tamkin

    Meryl chicken strips, HUGE.

    • Elizabeth Tamkin

      also never have I wanted a Fig Newton so badly

  • http://www.werenotexclusive.com Cortne Morgan

    I can’t I just can’t.

    but oh, i can

    Thanks for the smile at 12:03 am.
    We’re Not Exclusive

    • http://www.werenotexclusive.com Cortne Morgan

      also FIG NEWTONS.

  • http://the-fashion-barbie.blogspot.com/ Lindsey Cook

    I don’t know why this exists but I’m not complaining

    – Lindsey, The Fashion Barbie

  • Apeksha

    I saw this on your insta and had to read this! Found it at the right moment when i was ‘Pomodoro-ing’ 🙂 I like the word, Amelia.

  • http://www.vanilladaze.com/ Lola Byatt

    This reminds me, have you seen the “harry styles as french food account”? It is just as brilliant! x https://twitter.com/harryfrenchfood

    • Amelia Diamond

      i love the internet

  • http://tootsplusdill.blogspot.com Melanie@Toots + Dill

    LOL! This is so awesome! I literally laughed out loud! =P

  • Vico Santisteban

    CANT.STOP.LAUGHING