Now that Jimmy Fallon is hosting the Tonight Show and Seth Meyers is on Late Night duty, I’m thinking about rearranging my weekday evenings from here on out to exclude plans of any sort so that I don’t repeatedly have next-day-FOMO about all the funny things that happened while I was lord-knows-what-ing. Goodbye friendships. Adios, dad-ios. So long, responsible bed time. I have a lot of TV to watch now.
How else am I expected to keep up with the witty, can-I-be-your-guys’-friend-too-banter between Fred Armisen and Meyers?
Or quell my retrospective panic that I missed Amy Poehler being as charming as Meyers is handsome?
Catch my drift?
Now, who’s with me?