Cabbage Patch CLIQUE

Amelia Diamond | April 15, 2014

Sometimes I’m a curmudgeon-y old man when it comes to the Internet, shaking my fist and telling it to get off my lawn. I feel nostalgic for the old days, when life was simple and major airlines didn’t have to worry about a tweet causing controversy.

But then there are times when I feel deeply, deeply endeared to it. Usually it involves Kanye West. Very rarely, however, does it also involve a gang of Cabbage Patch Kids. Today is one of those days. Right now is one of those times. 

All I have to say is thank you. Thank you to Kanye West. Thank you to the creative genius that turned Kanye’s song into a music video involving one of the strangest toys of my generation. And finally, thank you to the kind person at Jezebel who made this discovery and felt the need to share it immediately. Without you three, I might have never known true joy.

[This Cabbage Patch Kid Kanye Video is the Best Kanye Video Ever]

  • lavieenliz

    haha omg

    giveaway on my blog

  • ThoughtsofGlam

    This is literally the greatest thing in the world.

  • Jess H.

    Whaaat? I am showing this to my dad… who was born (seriously!) in Babyland General during the O.G. years that preceded the derelict Cabbage Patch Clique takeover.

  • Kiri Yanchenko

    I loved my cabbage patch… Too funny.

  • girlinmenswear

    OMG I don’t need to laugh again ever. This has given me my fill. Briliant.

  • Charlotte Fassler

    seriously restores my faith in the internet.

  • Charlotte Fassler

    Also- who made this and are they single?

  • Heather P.

    Well, it’s been taken down…guess I’ll have to go find it elsewhere!