The following roundup will be covering all the major food groups: a hearty Hawaiian print, a castle full of cats, an *Nsync success story, some classy-as-fuck rosé and finally — not to state the obvious but — chicken-flavored nail polish.
I might be mixing the food pyramid up with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs but let’s not get caught up in the details. Therein lies the chicken-flavored devil.
I’ve got an array of topics to discuss with you today, all of which are timely and necessary for your survival.
1. Listen: Justin Timberlake just released a new song today and several celebrities INCLUDING ME love it a lot.
J Timb is back!!! That’s his nickname, right? And he made a release video for his new song that features anonymous randoms like Anna Kendrick, Gwen Stefani and James Corden dancing to it.
Watch above to change the trajectory of your weekend or, for the less ambitious, kill 4:26 minutes of the work day.
2. Drink: It’s almost time for Summer Water.
They’ve teamed up with a new partner, wine distributor Winc, and, in honor of their fave season approaching, made a short film about their fave drink. It’s perfectly full of puns and super pink. Please watch above. Preferably with some wine but I’m not your boss.
3. Plan: Vintage Hawaiian clothes and lei making are happening at Creatures of Comfort this weekend.
Celebrate Lei Day and Mother’s Day at our New York store! Lei making workshops, vintage Hawaiian clothing, Confetti System, island tunes, cocktails, and more?? Saturday, May 7th: 3-7pm ? Lei Making Workshop Hosted by Tara Mei from @extraterrestrialprojects ? Email email@example.com to sign up for one of our two lei making workshops: 3-4:30 or 5-6:30 Handmade leis and crowns also available for purchase. @no.808 pop-up ~ Oahu based vintage boutique. Aloha themed items from @confettisystem See you there!
Deets are in the caption and I won’t insult your literacy by repeating them. Suffice it to say I can’t imagine you have more important plans tomorrow. Unless you’re Enya.
4. Emulate: Enya lives alone in a mansion with 12 cats and is insanely rich.
Not to be dramatic, but I think this is what news websites were created for. I’m also not sure how any of us managed to thrive before obtaining this critical information about Enya, Enya’s castle, Enya’s security, Enya’s cats and Enya’s insane amount of money.
If only Seth Cohen could have capitalized this much on sailing away.
5. Taste…KFC just came out with a line of edible nail polish. Yep.
KFC is releasing an edible nail polish in two flavors: spicy and original recipe. Please direct your 724 questions to someone who has EVEN A SINGLE ANSWER.
It’s never felt more appropriate to say both I am sorry and you are welcome.