January is weird for a number of reasons, least not being that the first syllable of the word is also the name of a popular television character from the ’60s, see: The Brady Bunch. And speaking of bunches that are Brady (there is an understanding here that Brady has become a synonym for pleasant, complacent, jolly, etc — right?), all of the clothes starting to permeate the online shopping experience point towards FUN!
Never mind the boring wool pants that would probably serve you exceptionally well through the current, imminent and distant gloom of this season because the Internet is shouting plexiglass earrings! And reflective (affordable) sunglasses! Hey, the sun still comes out, right? You might even dabble in multicolor sneakers.
But only because you’re so blinded by the metallic, lightweight stripes on this sweater you feel like you have to have, which you’re only getting if you could also have this asymmetrical floral skirt — a clash made in heaven!
And for the aforementioned gloom, a seasonal staple? This pink hooded shell jacket. The stuff consumer-driven coping mechanisms are made of. Cheerz.