Love in The Age of Flour
Does it feel windy? Because I’m about to blow your mind!
Just when we thought every single (ha) niche-dating website had already been penetrated, exploited and subsequently bastardized the burgeoning mating process, we were wrong. Sure, there’s JDate for Jews, Christian Mingle for the children of Jesus, Gay Cupid for homosexuals — there’s even Farmers Only for, you guessed it, farmers looking to copulate. But one very important group has obviously been left off the roster of he and she who shall homogeneously crossbreed.
While Farmers Only’s byline reads, “City folk just don’t get it,” a new dating site sheds light on another universal truth: gluten lovers don’t get it, either. “It” being the trial and tribulation that goes into food consumption as a person stricken by the plague Celiac. Indeed, that’s where Glutenfreesingles.com comes in to save the day and let it be known that your stool problem is my stool problem. Here’s to a wheat-free life of leisure.