This Wednesday in Things I Want But Probably Won’t Get Because The Idea is Much More Romantic Than The Actual Product are these gold Nike Air Max sneakers as first seen this morning on Net-A-Porter.
In theory, they’re A+. In practice, they’re pretty badass too. I can already envision myself looking down to watch my steps glisten against the morose sidewalks of downtown New York City, providing a small but integral ray of hope and swag. I think I might even color-coordinate my hair to match the sneakers because I like spray paint and this seems like a great excuse to use it. It seems like where winning is concerned, everyone gets a chip off this block. It’s just…
Once the novelty wears off where does that leave me? Exercising in the spoils 0f Austin Powers’ second (sorry, THIRD), far less successful film debut?
I don’t know.