Richard Simmons, if I loved you anymore, I think it might physically hurt.
Rita Ora may have looked like she was arriving at The Met Ball but Miley Cyrus alluded to her own arrival at a far different genre of spectacle. The Southern star felt no remorse emulating a combination of Scary Spice and the dancing lady emoji which is probably because she knew what the audience was in for just hours later during her performance. But let’s not get too tangled in something as marginal at the Video Music portion of Video Music Awards, yes? This about the fashion. The fashion! Click over to Vulture’s round-up of last night’s Red Carpet looks and let us know what you liked best. (It’s Willow Smith, isn’t it?)
We can talk N*SYNC later. Actually, fine, let’s talk it now. Where was Bye, Bye, Bye? No, I know it was there, kind of, but where was it really?