Boobs Are Older Than We Are
Today in groundbreaking news to make being a woman even more fun than it already is (I am not kidding here): our boobs grow faster than we do. That is some seriously cool, aliens-only, plebeian men not welcome shit. Proof of concept? The incubators of all boob-related happenings, Jezebel, just published a story that shed light on a recently-released study via Science Daily. The anterior proved that our boobs get old before we do as evidenced by our breast tissue aging at a quicker pace.
That’s a paraphrased quote from the excerpt. I am not making this up.
This probably explains the beauty of sagging and color-changing nipples and all that fun stuff we have waiting for us at the other end of our respective youths. Cue magical bras coming in to save the day or conversely, Flapping Annies* flapping along on their merry way — being beautiful because you said they are.
*Man Repeller mandate: Flapping Annies are boobs.