Baby, It’s Cold Outside
11.19.13

Baby, it’s cold outside.

But not that cold so forget about your ears for a moment, would you, they’re going to be fine. Instead why don’t you think about your eyes. Think about your eyes and why masking them with a outward, wool baseball brim might be a good idea on this sunny Tuesday.

Can’t think of a good enough reason? Well, as my dad used to say when I told him I was bored, your mind is just being lazy. The most salient reason to hop on the Rodriguez (he’s a famous baseball player, right?) train comes care of the connoisseurs of cool at J. Crew, which has been stamped with the approval of arguably cooler connoisseurship¬†(I said arguably!) by¬†Net-a-Porter.

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With me now? Good.

Because there’s more. THERE ARE CRYSTALS! That means you’ll be wearing a crown, actually, if we’re going to get technical, a tiara. This makes you the most inconspicuous super-sweet-sixteen-er (come on, you kind of want to be one of her, don’t you?) that ever was, because said tiara masquerades itself as an incredibly utilitarian head-covering that could have belonged to your uncle back when he was still doing Broadway. No one will know your motivation but everyone will clap. They’ll just…clap.

What?

[Embellished Wool Blend Baseball Cap via Net-a-Porter]

  • Liz

    Even with J.Crew–>Net-a-Porter–>MR endorsers, still not into it. It seems inauthentic, which isn’t very french.

  • Alleyco

    LOVE this hat. Pre-ordered it as soon as I saw the J.Crew lookbook. SO MUCH HAPPINESS for $125. A steal, really.

  • Fanny

    I love this cap! I was ecstatic when I got it as an anniversary gift. Interested in seeing you style it.