The Fat Jewish Gets Pretty

by Leandra Medine
August 28, 2014

In yesterday’s panoply of videos to watch to help make Wednesday go by a little bit quicker and potentially smoother, Emilia seemed to leave off a promotional short that Beautified — a beauty bookings app founded by Hannah Bronfman, DJ and nail art extraordinary — put up loosely in tandem with the app’s launch.

It stars The Fat Jewish running around town booking services like a bee books honey (I’m sorry, what?) and features cameos by emerging New York furniture (human edition) such as Theophilus London and Dree Hemingway. It also includes around 4 seconds of me, not fortuitously in the setting of a waxing salon’s waiting room, where I spend more time than any self-respecting woman should. Also where I think my most morbid thoughts.

That is neither her nor there, but if you want to talk about it, I’m around. On another track, I suggest that you watch the video, let us know what you think and raise your glass full of pretzel bread if you laughed. (If you didn’t, crack open that bottle of 3 o’clock snack wine, take a swig, then watch again).

Feature image via the New York Post

  • Grace Cottrell

    Haha it’s too true, I feel I’ve wasted too much of my life on the sofa watching the Kardashians…

    – Grace

  • Emilia Petrarca

    At least now I have a video to get me through this Thursday.

  • Ella

    Very excited about this app! Hoping that it can actually transform me into Dree Hemingway…

    xx Ella
    Ella Et Cetera

  • Alexandra Puffer

    Beautifully filmed – & you look gorgeous! Looking forward to researching more.

    Warm Regards,

  • Dominique
  • Sarah Elise

    And the oscar goes to….

  • Victoria Lee

    he is so cute and lovely.

  • Saakshi Kaushik

    Can I just say how jealous I am that The Fat Jewish doesn’t have belly hair?

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  • Maria Tettamanti

    LOVE the Fat Jewish!