Have More Fun Showering with This Curtain

January 22, 2014

Oh humanity, I know you’re sitting at your desk right now thinking: what feckless thing can I buy from Amazon right now? Hmm? But stop your cogitating, would you, because I FOUND SOMETHING GREAT FOR YOU TO BUY!

For the last two hours, there’s been a mysterious Amazon tab open on my browser. I’m not quite sure how it got there, leading me to believe that this omniscient tab chose me and not the other way around but I have no regrets.

So, are you ready for it? Y’all ready for this?

Okay.

It’s…

A SOCIAL SHOWER CURTAIN! But don’t worry, I don’t mean that it will chat with you or answer the dumb ass questions you ask yourself while you’re in the shower (frankly, that alone time is where most of my best, uninterrupted thinking occurs. Had it not been for the shower I took one day in 2010, who is to say that Man Repeller would have ever come to fruition?). But I digress.

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As you can see, this curtain is social in the same way that the anterior’s media is. It gets it own Facebook page (or so I’m inclined to think) replete with a telling news feed cataloging recent friendships, status updates not unlike the ones your uncle Bob might share and 1,069 photos which officially makes it (him?) a more robust “social” individual than I am.

The only con is that the curtain comes with a weird man plus shower cap attached to it but then again, YOLO.

[Social Shower Curtian via Amazon]

  • Brie

    Seeing as how I am 6’3” I am a little worried that my bewbs will make up the “profile picture” portion in place of my face. But I am tempted to try.

  • Jessica Dale

    This is the creepiest / best thing of my day. Bravo, Man Repeller!

    http://www.theppperedpost.com

  • Winky Designs

    Shower time is the ONLY time away we get from our social media, it’s too sacred to bring FB into it! An instagram feed shower curtain might make us change our mind though…

    http://www.winkydesigns.blogspot.com

  • http://simonaroxanahuidiu.blogspot.ro/ Simona Huidiu

    you always make me laugh..that`s why I love your blog so much <3

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  • maud.schellekens

    HAHAHA, I am laughing out loud here! Though I am worried I won’t reach that curtain like that with my 1,59 m haha!

    XOXO Maud

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  • mfashionfreak

    hahaha yolo hahahahahha

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