HBD Julia Stiles! 10 Things I Love About You…

Amelia Diamond | March 28, 2016

In honor of Julia Stiles’ 35th birthday, a poem inspired by the same one that her character in 10 Things I Hate About You, Kat Stratford, read out loud to a classroom of half-asleep students including her cinematic ex-boyfriend-but-not-for-much-longer, Patrick Verona:

I love the way you embraced 90s tank tops and did that two piece skinny bang thing with your hair.

I love that you “still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.”

I love it when you glare.

I love that you’ve been in three Shakespeare adaptations, not including your movie with Freddie Prinze, Junior.

I love you as a ballerina in Save the Last Dance where you were a late fashion bloomer.

I love it, I love the way you flashed the 10 Things detention teacher.

I love, in Save the Last Dance, when you try to say, “Slammin.'”

I love that you’ve been in a lot of other stuff besides your 90s hits, and that you never tried to make a show called “Style with Stiles” happen.

I love it that you were kind of moody because it made me feel like I could be, too.

But mostly I love the way that you were the ultimate Man Repeller; a 90s beacon of “you do you.”

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  • Lauren

    Amen

  • mo_0207

    “But mostly I love the way that you were the ultimate Man Repeller; a 90s beacon of ‘you do you.'”

    Remember when she wore this to the MTV Movie Awards? <3 <3 <3

  • stefanie schoen

    don’t, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties. 😉

  • http://www.thefauxparisian.com Meg Maldonado

    Julia Stiles as Kat Stratford in 10 Things I Hate About You was pivotal in my coming of age and deciding to be a strong, independent no-nonsense woman. I also like to believe that Kat Stratford changed her name to Nicky Parsons and grew up to help Jason Bourne because she knew he was innocent.

  • Megs

    Just yes.

  • bloomaglow

    Absolutely love this!! Amelia I know you heard this often, but you are my spirit animal

    • Amelia Diamond

      It is an honor!

  • Anya van Wyk

    Love to Leandra and Amelia all the way from South Africa! xoxo

    • Amelia Diamond

      Love from us all the way back!

  • Senka

    Also, is it just me, or is she the 90’s queen of resting bitch face?

    • Shevaun

      I was thinking while scrolling through “Damn, how do I perfect this bitch face!”

      I watched Jessica Jones a couple weeks ago, and she also has a pretty good resting bitch-face, which I then tried to imitate when going outside.

  • Mariana

    “I want you to want me, I need you to need me, I’d love you to love me oooh I’m begging you to beg meee!” THANK YOU, now I am stuck with this music in my head because of this post lol

  • http://yeyechic.com/ Elena Dumitriu

    I want so bad those suede boots!!!

    • Amelia Diamond

      I love so much that you have circled them in pink.

      • http://yeyechic.com/ Elena Dumitriu

        I kinda like pink and I’m not afraid to say it!

  • ahnah

    Imagine a tv show, battle of styles with julia stilles vs harry styles, on an epic fashion showdown.

  • Pia Sophie

    style with stiles. ?
    the moody thing is so true! same goes for angela in my so-called life.