Hurry up with my damn croissant!
When I crossed the threshold that is suite 808 this morning, I realized that today was, like the first and second nights of Passover, different from all the other days. If there are 52 Mondays …see more
Beach, shmeach. Take us to the concrete sidewalk.
Members of the non-Western world have had it right all along. Why waste your time -- and money -- on skirts or pants or shorts or bottoms, period, when you can locate your own favorite …see more
How to wear a wedding dress to a supermarket and pluck the best zucchini blossoms! (JK this isn’t a Pinterest board. I know nothing about edible blossoms.)
Remember last month when Amelia was lamenting about wedding season and the bastardization of holidays weekends, telling you her RSVP was an affirmative "no" through the end of Labor Day weekend, yadi yadi ya?The curmudgeon …see more