The weather is currently acting like a pre-teen who has decided to be in a bad mood for no reason, and even though good things are happening — it’s June, and also the planets will stop retrograding soon — his ego is too big to just let himself be happy even though he wants to so badly.
I have proof of this because on Saturday, amid an overcast, misty situation, there was a peek of sun at 7:00 p.m. — a crack of a smile! — and then night came quickly because it’s not summer yet and that little hint at a good mood went away. (Like a true pre-teen, however, it’s back today…)
Can’t handle this roller coaster of emotions? Neither can I. Good thing it’s up to us to act like the adults here. We’re the grown-ups and we’re the ones who must behave correctly, so let’s stop dicking around with the whole wait-until-it’s-really-summer thing and jumpstart the season by buying…
…Wear. Swimwear. (Couldn’t break my rhyme-flow there.)
Consider this the first post of many to come from now until we’re all so sick of swimsuits that we decide naked diving is the only way to go. If there’s a specific swim-related story you want to see, let us know in the comments below. (And because I can feel it coming: yes, we’re doing another one with Katie!)
Until then, let it snow, let it snow, let it — just kidding! WHO’S READY TO SWEAT, JIGGLE AND DIMPLE IN ALL HER HALF-NUDE GLORY?
Say it with me, guys: me! Me! ME!
(Ha, ha, weather — made you smile.)
Photographed by Krista Anna Lewis, styled by Elizabeth Tamkin, modeled by Shelby Macklin and Elizabeth Tamkin