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They’re Baaaaack: Three Ways to Wear Bermuda Shorts

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03.17.16

I tried to make Bermuda shorts happen like they were the word fetch in 2012 with one choice pair colored in a red and blue Hawaiian tropic print but it never caught on — something about them feeling a great deal like walking shorts and my looking like a gym teacher on the fast track to retirement. But I knew, man. I knew they had potential to cater not just to those who enjoy a round of golf or extract teeth for a living. They could be ours.

So it happened that last season for resort, we started to see them trickle into a multitude of collections. Following Rosie Assoulin’s initial board shorts, she made a more literal decision to show a flared pair in khaki. Styled with a matching jacket and metallic striped tank, we made a case for them right now on Jenny Albright, model, deejay and soon-to-be wife of Isaac, our resident relationship therapist.

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Rosie Assoulin jacket and shorts, Gucci cami (another sparkle option here), Gucci shoes, vintage straw tote, Marni earrings

This look seems to say: I used to read Madeline and have been hoping Olympia Le-Tan would put her on a handbag but for now this basket will do just fine. Also — I never file for a tax extension.

For Spring, Tibi showed a panoply of a similar silhouette — this one less flared and lower slung, like a pool or surf short — rendered entirely in sequins. They came in navy, blue, pink and white.

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Tibi shortsCéline top, Dolce & Gabbana shoes, Mercedes Salazar earrings

We used the white version on Jenny with a pleated striped top with red sleeves, some snazzy earrings and shoes that make you question every decision you’ve ever made. If she doesn’t look like a general manager at Con Edison who is vacationing on a yacht in the south of Italy, who will? Who knew it was that easy? If you want to vacation on a yacht in the south of Italy, maybe all you have to do is dress like it.

Finally, we used a third pair of the shorts by none other than utilitarian bottom-extraordinaire, Rachel Comey. They were blue and linen and perhaps the most literal take on real deal walking shorts. (Don’t hit yourself on the way out of the ophthalmologist’s office!)

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Rachel Comey shorts, Pepa Pombo cardigan, Dolce & Gabbana shoes

To offset that, we paired a bikini top under a cardigan, added a pair of round frame sunglasses and Gucci slides. Now she looks like she’s late for her Jitney (this is a coach bus that takes you to the Hamptons and provides free snacks, like Goldfish).

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Rachel Comey shorts, Pepa Pombo cardigan, Lisa Marie Fernandez bandeau, Gucci shoes, Dolce & Gabbana bag, Taylor Morris sunglasses

And now! She looks like no party has ever happened in the history of fun without her. Whoever said you couldn’t style yourself into bliss

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This concludes today’s edition of questionable trends decoded. Hope we’ve convinced you to give them a try. If nothing else, they will save you from chub rub.

Jenny Albright is a model and a deejay living in NYC. Follow her on Instagram, @jennyalbright. PS: Guess who she dates? Isaac Hindin-Miller of Ask Isaac; Photographed by Krista Anna Lewis.

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  • Noice! I am really feeling those denim ones. Takes me back to a pair I had sophomore year of high school back in the heyday of those really campy Old Navy Commercials.

    Exhibit A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPBfNkdP5u4

    • I can’t think of Bermuda shorts without hearing that theme song.

      • Lina

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  • AhhhhhYeah!

    I’m not a meme poster or gif poster usually, but this scene from the office easily aligns with my feelings:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

  • Amelia Diamond
  • Amelia Diamond

    I’m…on BOARD

  • Shevaun

    THAT DOLCE & GABBANA BAG THO. There is a D&G near my house and I loiter in front of their window every few weeks because their shit is TOO PRETTY.

  • I want to. I really do. But the trauma of seeing my scrawny white legs in these guys when I was in middle school is still almost too much. I’m afraid the nightmares might come back ?

    Meg Maldonado @ TheFauxParisian.com

  • elpug

    The white pair reminds me of a pair of bloomers Adam’s sister wore, running around a graveyard in an episode of girls. Next trend: old fashioned under garments as outer garments?

  • I feel like I’m in a J. Crew catalog, but even better if that’s possible

  • Alexandra Ivanova-Gazinskaya

    I like the 1st one beige look ! It looks stylish !

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  • Senka

    Jenny is a stunner (Isaac is a Lucky guy) and the look on the pictures 9-14 is absolutely everything I want to be this summer. Except the ear ornaments will have to be clip ons. But white and breton stripes and D&G (which I used to hate but I love now).

  • Greer Clarke

    Yayaaaayy Hello Jenny nice 2 meat you

  • Living Paula Blog

    Such cute looks!

    Paula- http://www.livingpaula.com

  • chouette

    It just really needs to warm up!