It’s 2016: “New year, new me.” Regardless of what “resolution” means to you, who do you want to be?
What about Iris Apfel for her accessory-centered weight training program. Batman for his built-in sunscreen. Picasso for his sword (just as much as his shorts) and anyone who wears sequins for the hollering hoot of it. What about women who wear color like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do? What about she who stands without a slouch, gets tan lines without the ouch and dares the city to come at her winter whites with any crap?
Of course, pictures of all these human honey bees would make a lot more sense, so scroll like a jewel-bellied troll and then way down in the comments, add your colorful epitome of #goals. Typing them out loud is half the battle.
…and for keeping it real with various degrees of volume. (via Popsugar)
Leandra wants to be Jamie Lee Curtis because she landed the ad deal of the century when Activia enlisted her to spread the gospel and rhetoric of probiotic poops. (Image via Cosmopolitan)
Batman for Coppertone: he’s never going to get skin cancer, which is admirable. (Vintage Coppertone Ad via Flickr)
Anna Ewers in this W editorial, because she obviously has insane self-control (notice how the ice cream is untouched). (Photographed by Venetia Scott via W Magazine)
Leandra would like to be a barrette, because she has a feeling they are the comeback kid of 2016. (Photograph via Sophie Buhai)
Adwoa Aboah on the cover of Italian Vogue for making a stock pin and pinky ring look punk-meets-put-together. (Adwoa Aboah Photographed by Tim Walker for Vogue Italia December 2015)
DJ Khaled because he’s so inspirational and Amelia’s sick of complaining. (Photograph from DJ Khaled Snapchat via The New York Times)
Amelia wants to be the kind of girl who wears this dress to the supermarket. (Photograph via @artsxdesign)
Hari Nef is that girl. (Photograph via @harinef)
Note to self: incorporate more sequins into daily life even though December parties are over. Note to mom: don’t worry, I’m not gonna start smoking just because I want her outfit in the previous picture. (Photograph via @harinef)
Amanda Brooks for the outfits and her Instagram for the endless amount of countryside inspiration — aka, reasons to disconnect. (Photograph via @amandacbrooks)
Lauren Bacall in all her winter wardrobe glory. (Photograph via NBC News from Getty Images)
This Pre-Fall Rochas girl for her cropped pants over tall boots. (Rochas Pre-Fall 2016 via Vogue Runway)
Pablo Picasso for the shorts, sword and navy/clay color combo. (Picasso in His Studio via Chapman Brown)
This No. 21 Pre-Fall girl for her excellent standing-while-waiting-for-the-subway posture. (No. 21 Pre-Fall 2016 via Vogue Runway)
Finally, this Creatures of the Wind Pre-Fall 2016 model. Her unsaid tip: try to give less fucks while wearing dangerous-near-coffee colors like white and light pink. (Creatures of the Wind Pre-Fall 2016 via Vogue Runway)
Not sure who I want to be more in this picture, to be honest — Elton, Diana or Cher? (Photograph via Marie Claire).