Office Apropos: Winter 2015

  • It's Monday, do you know where your turtleneck is? I'm wearing a J.Crew turtleneck, Frame Denim button down, Miu Miu skirt (or as I like to call it, a high fashion answer to the necessity for adult diapers), Hue tights and Céline brogues.
  • Call it a padded suit, or don't. Miu Miu coat
  • Here's me posing like it's school picture day. Today I had an etiquette lesson for a story I am working on ($poiler!) and the dress code politely hinted that I not resemble a sea urchin in pajamas. My interpretation of the coach's request was to come dressed like a 3rd grade teacher in 1995, hence the turtleneck (Ralph Lauren)/ Pencil skirt which is half swiveled around (H&M)/boots (Mango)/ and tights combo. Sunglasses by Joan Didion. I mean Céline.
  • You can tell it's Monday because my eyes aren't really opening and I most definitely slept in that sweater outfit last night. The collar poking out belongs to a shirt culled from a school uniform store. Creepers by way of Zara; leather jacket from The Reformation.
  • Judging by my stance, this photo was taken seconds after having just swiped a billion extra utensils from Organic Avenue. This Acne Coat is one of my best purchases to date, right before this Zara scarf and Topshop booties. The jeans are Topshop as well.
  • While it's true that you can't fake cool, you can certainly attempt to, which is precisely what I've done here with a Calvin Klein collection coat, Totême v-neck sweater layered over another J.Crew turtleneck, high waist Blk Dnm jeans and a pair of Iro boots, which I essentially jacked off Esther's feet.
  • Safety pins be on my skins.
  • There was a lot of pressure getting dressed today because I was interviewing TLC in the afternoon. Not only did I want them to think I looked cool, I wanted to think I looked cool; what you wear to meet your adolescent idols stays burned into your brain forever. Here's what will now be burned into my brain forever: a jacket by Oscar de la Renta, a J.Crew cashmere sweater that is actually a v-neck I wore backwards for chokey-neck effect, a riding shirt, my favorite jeans from The Reformation and Laurence Dacade boots.
  • Getting dressed knowing you are going to meet TLC is hard. Not sure why I thought a strange woolen set was apropos but so be it. I am also trying to resurrect my over-the-knee boots but still feel somewhat conflicted about how they have eaten 3/4s of my leg. The turtleneck is Zara, the coat is once again vintage and the boots are 7 for All Mankind.
  • Here I am trying to marry two of my favorite decades: The 70s and 90s. I can't say if I've been successful but man is my middle part aggressive. The jacket was a recent score from The Outnet and is in no way built to withstand the winter chill. The choker and jeans are Asos, boots are Rachel Comey and the sweater, Brandy Melville.
  • You know what a suede skirt suit does? It says, "I am here and I am not messing around, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to relax or take it easy in my supple business-casual suit, so be kind but keep your distance if you are interested in engaging in further relations with me." You know? Title A skirt suit, Etre Cecile blouse, Valentino heels.
  • Despite whatever it is that cool face I'm making says, this is the type of outfit I am most comfortable in: a good turtleneck sweater (Club Monaco), an oxford shirt worn underneath, ankle boots (from H&M) and baggy pants from my roommate who's a guy (he got them at Urban Outfitters).
  • Here I am trying to make up for my poor workout regimen in 2015 by giving the illusion that I am, in fact, sporty. Under that old school Adidas sport jacket is an OG Los Angeles Raiders shirt coupled with Rag & Bone jeans, a flannel, Adidas Super Stars and Westward Leaning shades.
  • Here I am being the human version of a seven layer moussaka. The two Asos coats pictured are no phyllo dough, but they're warm enough. I wasn't feeling my face on this day and so I did what any Jared Leto would do and pulled my hair into a man bun. The white top and jeans are Zara, and the clogs, Madison Harding.
  • Cobblestone confession: these spectacles are so far from prescribed, when I wear them I lose $20 every minute to the douche bag jar. It is an expensive feat, yes, but one well worth it. I'm wearing a J.Crew turtleneck (again), Scanlan and Theodore white blouse, Rosie Assoulin jacket, Patrick Ervell jeans and Saint Laurent boots.
  • I'd like to apologize upfront for my weird face and pose. That out of the way, we can talk about my outfit where I am wearing a suede Ralph Lauren coat that has proved itself useful in a variety of situations (I wore a coat-coat over this while walking to work), a Tory Burch skirt that is so pretty I leave it out on my bed for decoration, and a pair of Laurence Dacade boots that I got so on sale I threw them a party.
  • Can you tell I just saw "Inherent Vice"? I've been on a groovy 1970s kick lately. Here I'm sporting Ray Bans, a formerly floor-length vintage coat which I hemmed (not with bobby pins), a Reformation ruched turtleneck, fringy skirt and loafers care of Zara. In case you notice something different about me, there are lifts hidden in those shoes.
  • Guess how many of these buttons are held on by safety pins.
  • Okay, so I have to admit to something: I'm currently wearing Band-Aids on my nipples. I'm glad that's out of the way. The low v-neck top which prompted me to go braless is Aritzia, the coat is Zara, the clogs are No. 6 and if you don't know who makes these awful pants, then I've got just one question for you: Do you even go here?
  • In theme: Thursday. Even though it's Friday. What most acutely says "Weekend, come at me!" has got to be a striped jacket that vaguely resembles a set of trendy fallopian tubes. Coupled with a t-shirt that reads "Democracy" and boasts a photo of Joan Didion and a pair of pants that connote a sense of seriousness but simultaneously a pair of sneakers to say, "Don't forget, it's Friday!," I am shimmying into the weekend like a regular Cha Cha DiGregorio. (By the way, those glasses are still non-prescription.)
  • Freaky Friday, thought I'd never see you again. I was meeting my mom after work for a THING so I'm a bit more jazzy here than I'd normally be on a Friday, but the look itself is at once that of a Milanese man and "very me." I'm wearing my new favorite blazer by Tibi, a bandana, Madewell jeans, a shirt from J.Crew, Bass loafers and my snazzy socks are Ace & Everett
  • Call my jeans Kid Cuti
  • It felt appropriate to bookend the week with sweater outfits. Here I am a walking manifestation of Esther's picks. She says, "Jump!" I ask, "How high?" She says, "Buy this!" and I try to learn what Bitcoins are. I got that freaky Penny Lane coat at a flea market in high school. The boots are Acne and the clutch is Poppy Lissiman.
  • On Fridays I like to channel my girl Aaliyah. Adidas track pants, Alexander Wang sweatshirt, 1717 Olive beanie and Dr. Martens are all yours truly; the bike, unfortunately, is not.
The Writers | January 26, 2015

Four girls, five days, 20 outfits

The striped shirts and sheer cropped socks of fall have become the misleadingly 70s-representative puffer coats and double ply-soled creepers of winter. This, of course, indicates nothing more, nothing less than the introduction of a new installment of Office Apropos wherein we, the writers — Esther included! — document five days of work outfits and live to tell about it. Click through the slideshow for captions and credits then shimmy over to the comments section and answer us this: what would you do-o-o for a Klondike bar?

See more Office Apropos here.

  • Allie Fasanella

    YA YA! All of you are puuurfect. Loving the addition of Esther too – that man bun gives me all the feels, gfriend!

  • ThisPersonSleeps

    This is great!

  • Marleyf

    Tuesday Amelia be like
    https://fashionbloggerswhy.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/momjeans.jpg
    Totally mean that as a compliment

    • Charlotte Fassler

      I love you.

    • Amelia Diamond

      hahahahahahha i love you whoever you are

  • Leandra: You are the Rosetta Stone of Fashuuunnn.

    Amelia: You are the human embodiment of all the days I used to spend at the St. Francis Yacht Club. This is a good thing, as I have a soft spot for Bass loafers, bar snacks, and the San Francisco Bay.

    Esther: You’re too cool for school. Simple clothes, maximum #sleek.

    Charlotte: Pretty sure my vintage closet is comprised of like 85% iterations of your vintage stuff, however you wear it all in far groovier formation.

    Love all of you.

  • Lulu

    I love that you guys mix new and vintage pieces! You all have such unique individual styles! Esther, you killed this!

  • I love that mui mui shirt! ohhhh..

    And I now, can fully admit I have a full blown out girl crush on Amelia! She’s beautiful,holy shit!

  • parkzark

    You all are such beautiful humans. Also, the Cha Cha DiGregorio reference from Grease was SO GOOD.

  • andrea raymer

    Leandra, you went an entire week without exposing your neck, do you have a phobia of vampires?

    I am also appreciating everyone’s eagerness to wear things that could also be slept in because I have a real problem waking up in the morning.

  • Kelsey Moody

    The range of jacket style is impressive, and its like, why wear one when you can wear two?! ammiright Esther? Also– I SEE THOSE Ace & Everett socks, Amelia!

    • Esther Levy

      2 jackets are better than one I ALWAYS SAY

  • Anna

    Esther, I love your style!

    • Esther Levy

      I love you!

  • Number 9 is love, but I loved looking at all the different outfits. So fun.

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  • CHARLOTTE that vintage wool set is AMAZING AND IT LOOKS! SO! GOOD! ON! YOU!

    • Charlotte Fassler

      THANKS GIRL!

  • Charlotte

    “When I wear them I lose $20 every minute to the douche bag the douche bag jar.” Haha brilliant. Also really loving the idea of this article. Would love to see more of these!

  • Marlene Leske

    I love your Valentino heels, Leandra! Do you know if there is an alternative to the Valentino ones which is a little cheaper?

  • Aydan

    brogues are total monday staple. Looking complete without really trying! Welcome to my Monday outfit!

  • Chaaarlotte I die for your sweater outfits. My mission for 2015 is to wear as much heather grey in as many different textures as humanly possible and you and Esther have opened many, many doors for me. All of you ladies look lovely, as always 🙂

  • I’m just so distracted thinking about how cold you all must be.

  • J

    I need the fringe skirt

  • MG

    That suede suit though.

  • leChat

    *applause, applause*

    Take a bow, Sisters: that was a FAB SHOW !!

    P.S. Here’s a link to Times Square Cam: Now we can watch it snow on you guys :D. Stay safe/warm !

    http://www.earthcam.com/usa/newyork/timessquare/?cam=tsrobo3

  • So glad that Esther gets to play this time around! I’ve been trying to find a belt like the one Leandra’s wearing in outfit #2, any rec’s would be appreciated. And Amelia, your backwards v-neck sweater trick is fricken brilliant!

    • Leandra Medine

      Ooooh there’s a brand called b-low the belt..or something and they have good ones. also, though, vintagio and finally, i recommend googling “black belt with small silver buckle” to see what comes up

  • Olivia McCarthy-Stevens

    I would very much like be Charlotte’s best friend, possibly just to be privy to her clothes.

  • Pia Perfetto

    Yay, Esther! Rockin’ the track pants.

  • Brittany

    These outfits are only office appropriate if you working the Man Repeller office.

  • Brittany

    These outfits are only office appropriate if you work in the Man Repeller office.

  • Odie

    Yessss!!!! These are so weird. I love it!! You guys look so HAPPY in each permutation. Ahhhh, spirits are lifted on a gross Monday. Merci!

  • DAYUM. You girls rockin’ and killin’ it errday.

    I’m waiting for some sort of BuzzFeed quiz called “Which MR girl are you?” ASAP…

  • Isa

    Esther FTW!

  • Elly

    Esther I am in love with your get ups thank god you’re now included in this segment!!!

  • Mónica Sors

    Cool outfits!!!

    xx

    Mónica

    MES
    VOYAGES À PARIS

  • Perfect looks!

    MIS PERLAS DE MODA

  • The Style Covet

    Love them all! MR team rocks!!! The deets in 11 & 27 are perfection. xx

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  • Absolutely in love with these looks!

  • Love Leandra’s style!! Agh wish I could pull it off…

    xoxo
    http://blizzard-girl.blogspot.com/2015/01/magic-drops.html

  • Ray, L

    Esther, your the coolest<<< and i'm not just saying it because i'm your dad, the Doc Martins and track pants could is bringing the Clash and Ronaldo together….

    • ^ if this is actually Esther’s dad this is probably the best comment on man repeller ever…

    • Esther Levy

      Thanks papa <3

  • Esther that burgundy Zara coat is TDF!

    http://charmystique.com/

  • Andy

    office apropos needs to happen more regularly! inspired by this post i went to a job interview dressed like a secretary from the 70s!

  • Seriously… did you guys just float together due to a sheer force causing a collective of incredibly dressed individuals to come into contact with each other or did MR seek everyone out on these terms? How can ONE office be so COOOL

  • su

    I die for the jacket on #26/27 -pleeeeease, where can I buy it???
    su

    • Leandra Medine

      It is altuzarra! got from sample sale but have seen it floating around some sites like realreal

  • Morgan Jordan

    Charlotte, where is that sweater suit from?!

  • denisse Springer

    Love your style and mix of colors textures and over all randomness!

    http://www.denissespringer.com

  • Esther, Queen of Vintage.
    Also, I’d like all Leandra’s mini skirts, please and thank you.

  • Dani

    Man repeller Monday

  • Karel Paragh

    I like the mix of modern and vintage clothes. All the styles are unique. I love the Mui Mui. Very nice. Best regards, Karel Paragh