The Rules to Life

by Amelia Diamond
August 29, 2014
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You take the good, you take the bad you put ‘em together and what do you have?

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If life came equipped with a giant textbook — one covered in rich fabric and gold lettering with a thick spine that stood out so prominently on your shelf you could locate it backwards while addressing any problem that stood before you (“Ah, awkward encounter with an ex? Yes, yes, let me see. Chapter 5, I have the solution right here!”) then things would be a lot easier. We’d probably learn less, but still. Easier.

Unfortunately, no such book exists. Apparently printing is really expensive these days and no one’s done a fabric cover since Belle made them go mainstream during her melodic soliloquy about libraries and literature. But there does exist a list of 10 rules to life; rules that don’t necessarily solve problems but offer preemptive strikes against 21st century headaches:

Rule #1: Never comment on a Facebook picture.

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No matter how dumb your friend looks, how beautiful the sunset is or how cute So-and-so’s baby is, commenting on a Facebook photo is a trap. Until that pic stops proliferating, you, my friend, will be stuck in a cycle of notifications more impossible to exit than a group chat or Chandler Bing’s gym. Save the comments for Instagram and keep Facebook a safe haven of quiet stalking.

Rule #2: Smashing your keyboard or slamming your phone into a wall will not fix the technological problem you’re experiencing.

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It seems counterintuitive, but trust me.

Rule #3: Don’t forget that no one can see you typing in an e-mail; take your time.

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We’ve become so accustomed to the pressure of a text recipient watching our thoughts formulate via that evil, ticking time bomb of an ellipsis that we’ve forgetten no other forms of communication (save for in-person, perhaps) require such immediate wit. Take your time with an email. Let it marinate. Let the punchline come organically. If it doesn’t, you’ve got one free pass to cry 21st-century “wolf”: “It got lost in my Spam Folder!”

Rule #4: Stop analyzing Instagram “likes” from someone you IRL-like.

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Nine times out of ten it doesn’t mean anything.

Rule #5: If you have a lighter, a Band-Aid, a safety pin and a piece of gum, you will always be able to make a friend.

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Consider the amount of times someone has asked you for one of the above, then think about all of the times you said no. Missed opportunities. The Boy Scouts knew what was up when they said, “Always be prepared.”

Rule #6: If you want the booth seat, ask for the booth seat.

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That moment before all parties are seated is an awkward game of being unnecessarily polite. Everyone wants the booth. …Everyone except someone with a serious bladder problem, and even then they want the booth if there’s a somewhat simple exit strategy. Moral: if you want it, just call it. The booth is like yelling “shotgun” — the slow bird gets the hard chair.

Rule #7: If you forget an umbrella, it will rain. If you bring an umbrella, it will not.

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If you bring an umbrella and it rains, the umbrella will break.  Don’t argue with science and learn when to admit defeat.

Rule #8: A rule of thumb when drunk: you’ll never regret the text you didn’t send.

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A fact of life: you will probably send it anyway. Blame your friend, then delete any evidence on your phone. If you can’t view it, it didn’t happen. Bonus points for deleting only selected parts of the conversation to make yourself appear like the one who truly has his or her shit together. Pray the drunk-text recipient doesn’t screen shot.

Rule #9: A cheap razor is never worth it.

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Shortcuts are always met with actual cuts. Whether you forgot your razor while on vacation or you’re at the office wearing natural wool stockings that need to be stripped before a meeting, invest in an emergency razor that actually works to avoid bleeding, irritation, and coworkers pointing out that you missed a spot.

Rule #10: Don’t fall asleep in cabs.

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Cabs are deceitfully familiar. They cradle you in comfort after long nights or red eye flights despite the fact that they often smell like soup, and with the window cracked and the soft television glow of Sandy Kenyon on mute, it’s easy to feel as though you’re cozy in bed with the tube left on. But you must stay awake. If not for safety reasons — a friend of mine once woke up to a drug deal between her driver and a stranger about 200 blocks north of home — then because no one in this economy has enough cash or credit to cover the cost of anything over a $30 nap.

Use these rules to guide you through the weekend, or throw them out the window with your 9-5 bra. Either way, add your own, have a wonderful Labor Day and we will see you Tuesday for the kickstart of a week/month dedicated to your favorite topic and mine: burritos. I mean bagels. I mean coffee. JK…FASHION.

Illustrations by Charlotte Fassler

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  • http://lisaldn.com LisaLDN

    This is perfection, I’m putting it on my wall! :D

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  • http://www.whatkatedidblog.com Kate Bastable

    Love this (especially the reference to Chandler Bing’s gym haha!)

  • Quinn Halman

    Amelia, you’re flawless, taking these rules with me. I’m keeping #4 in mind and I’ve learned lesson #9 the hard way.
    PS: Charlotte, you’re killing it with these illustrations

  • mollie blackwood

    These are great. Especially the facebook photo comments. Nope, that notification isn’t for you… it’s because you commented on your friends photo.

  • http://dressinginlabels.blogspot.com Karen – Dressing in Labels

    your like a minderreader! I recently “experienced” number 8 AGAIN, I was so ashamed the next day!

    x Karen
    http://dressinginlabels.blogspot.com

  • http://Medium.com/@hager_emma Emma Hager

    Andddd out of all of the sites in the world, content like this is why this one is my favorite.

    Off on a backpacking trip now… Peace!

  • ee_by_cc

    Thanks so much, because I’ll definitely be singing the Facts of Life theme song for possibly the entire weekend now. I guess that’s ok, since I’ve had the Golden Girls theme song on loop in my head for about a month.

    Anyways…spot on post. For Rule #2: Every IT person I know has told me that turning off and then back on WILL solve the problem. I’m still in the testing phase of that hypothesis.

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    • dustUP

      It’s true, but only partly, as that is a typical advice for adult Mac users only. Mac users that are younger than 12 can control their devices telepathically, and PC users of all ages need to employ some more profound and diverse troubleshooting techniques, some of which might include manual stimulation.

      • MSCFBeeches

        LOL!! @ “Mac users that are younger than 12 can control their devices telepathically”

      • ee_by_cc

        Extremely astute!

  • http://www.ashliwithaneye.com Ashli Pollard

    also, people who have aspirin in the office to help out all hungover friends! the beeeeeeeeest!

  • http://www.janaleemiller.com/ Jana @ One Drawing a Day

    Love the one about Facebook! So true! And I’m putting some gum in my purse as we speak :)

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    yes i needed this

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  • Natalia

    You can comment and then unfollow the post so that the notifications don’t harass you for a month :P

  • MSCFBeeches

    The silent booth seat struggle is so annoying. The same people always want it! And the other people want a turn. So everyone approaches the seating looking so lowkey intense and suspicious like it’s an old western showdown. A lot of times I play the bigger, but disappointed, person and chair-sits. But I want to be the little person, happy in a booth damn it.

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  • Marylou

    I love love LOOOOOOVE this post!!!!!

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    love the facts. your style of writing is hilarious too
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    3. Training
    4. Money spell
    5. Long life spell
    6. Prosperity spell
    7. Protection spell
    8. Get a job spell
    9. Becoming a manager spell
    10. Get a huge loan without paying any fee spell
    11. Getting your scam money back
    12. Child spell
    13. Pregnancy spell
    14. Freedom spell
    15. Love spell
    16, vanishing spell
    17. Invisible human spell
    18. Success or pass spell
    19. Marriage spell
    20. Avenging spell
    21. Popularity spell
    22. Killing spell
    23. Cancer spell
    24. Supernatural power spell
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  • alyssa

    These are all so accurate and so perfect. <3

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  • Aisyah

    Hahahahahahaha!!! This had me laughing in stitches, such a great read :-) Thank you so much for this!!!!

  • http://www.littlewildheart.com Alexandra Puffer

    #3. Those 3 little bubbles were the end of my happiness. So embarrassing. I adore the illustrations here!

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  • Jeanean

    Rule number five so totally true I am adding them to my pre-existing friendly kit. This currently includes: Backup Feminine Hygiene Products, Tylenol, Motrin and a tiny Military Sewing Kit! If I can get all this into an Altoid tin I will rule (except for the FHP, those always go in that little pocket at the back of my purse).
    Rule number seven is true unless you currently live or have lived in the Netherlands. Where it rains all the time! Once you’ve lived there you bond with your umbrellas and they are much more supportive.
    This was a really fun post.

  • Kristy

    Rule number 6 spoke to me, rule number 10 is creepy. Clearly I don’t live enough.

  • Luciana Safdie

    This is perfect. Kinda reminds me of a book my grandma once gave me called Debrett’s Etiquette for Girls – which even includes rules for dealing with a one night stand, or encountering your ex bff who ditched you for your crush.

  • http://reinventingneesha.blogspot.co.uk Neesha Rees

    I absolutely love ready this haha! Genius! <3

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    Most brilliant post ever!! (Seriously. I literally Lol’d!)

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    This is awesome. I love the bit about sending text messages while you are drunk….GUILTY over here and lesson learned!

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    Love this!

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  • ariel cherie.

    Yes to ALL of this, especially the Facebook comments. I instantly regret it anytime I make one.

  • Z

    You can unfollow a picture/post you’ve commented on! Just click on “stop notifications” next to the like and comment button…possibly the best thing I’ve ever discovered.

  • thedailymiacis

    This is so good!!! :D Love the reference to Chandler´s Bing Gym xDD I’m still laughing, made my day!

  • Leonids Balodis

    After reading BRUNELDA NATO comment on laurenconrad. com about Metodo helping her cast a spell to fix her relationship, i was hmm.. will say considering doing the same thing cos my life was a total mess.On one hand my girlfriend now soon to be fiancé parent did not want me to be their son-in-law cos i did not belong to the upper class community and on the other hand, i moved from Latvia where my life and job was to be with my soon to be fiancé in Azerbaijan.I had no home there but just the apartment we both bought together.If am not mistaking her father is a famous lawyer to almost every rich person in Azerbaijan. She was going to help me get a job in her father law firm before she broke up with me because she was going to marry one of her father client.All this was before i contacted Metodo to see what he could for me.As i said her father was against our relationship and she was going to marry a 53 years old man for his money.She has always loved materials things but i never thought she would pick money over me.We were still see each other not as lover but secret lovers.I loved her too much to be sharing with a disgusting old man because he was rich.I don’t mean to disrespect any elderly person i just don’t like it when rich old or young persons try to take or take someone you hold dearly to your heart cos they have the money to do so.In my own case it happened that it was an old rich man wanting to take the woman i loved and still loved with all my heart and strength.She didn’t want to marry me but she wanted to be my lover in secret.I knew she loved me dearly but she was also in love with all the money and assets the man had.she knew i was content with what i had and what she had but she wanted to be so rich like adding riches ti what she already had.The date of the wedding was already set when i realized that if i don’t do something to stop the wedding i would lost her forever.It happened that i came across BRUNELDA NATO comment on laurenconrad. com as i search the INTERNET on how to make a woman realize living without you will be a great mistake where she wrote how metodo the spell caster helped her fix her marriage and how she came face to face in contact with Metodo and also how real and awesome he is.I just felt compelled to also contact him for help maybe i was not thinking clearly or i felt it was my only chance to make sure she soon to be fiancé doesn’t marry anyone else but me or maybe i felt both ways.I know something was clear to me that whatever action i took was my last chance to win her back.There and then i contacted Metodo cos i had no money to travel all the way to Chad.I just trusted BRUNELDA NATO testimony that he really exist and can help me solve my problem.It turned out that BRUNELDA NATO was right.Now i can also truthfully tell you that Metodo is really something out of ordinary he is the greatest spell caster you can ever meet.He sent me some items that he told me to use to pray with within the 7 days he was casting the spell i asked him to help me cast with the materials he told me to provide to for the spell casting.Within those seven days of incantation pray my soon to be fiance developed something i dont know what to call in her head that made the love she had for me resurface i say resurface love because she became that girl i fell in love with back in lativa she told me she was going to call of the wedding but was scared what would happpen to her father relationship with the man.But all those worried faded when Metodo sent the spell that looked like a powdery substances with instruction on how to make it effective.She called off the wedding and nothing happened it was like no one cared anymore not the man or her parent almost like it idea was yipped of their head.Whether anyone believe me or not it does really matter the only thing i care to say here is that Metodo is the ultimate spell caster anyone can ever ask for help.Am going to leave his mail in case Metodoacamufortress @ yahoo. com

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  • Life Talks

    This is such a lovely post. I really like the pictures as well

  • http://rightternes.com/ RightTernes

    I’ll just add to Rule #5: if you have bobby pins, hair ties and/or tampons you have immediately achieved best friend status in my Rules of Life Book.

  • Emily

    SO great.

  • Anita Aaron

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  • Joe Valerie

    My Name is Valerie, I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called Dr.Okon has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost Ex husband to me with his great spell, i was married to this man called Joe, we were together for a long time and we loved our self’s but when i was unable to give him a child for 2 years he left me and told me he can’t continue anymore then i was now looking for ways to get him back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave me his contact email (okonspelltemple@hotmail.com) then you won’t believe this when i contacted this man on my problems and explain all that happened to him, and he told me not to worry any more that he is going to help me get Joe back and also make me to be able to get pregnant and bear a child for my husband Joe. he said if only i have the faith and believe that what he is going to do for me will work according to my heart desire,i told him yes i will. he did the spell cast and bring my lost husband back, and after a month i miss my month and go for a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy today am a mother of a baby girl, thank you once again the great Dr Okon for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through this same kind of problems or any you can contact him today on his mail okonspelltemple@hotmail.com and he will also help you as well.

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    loved it!
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  • Melissa

    These are gold. So much better than the lists I’ve been reading on thoughtcatalog!

  • Vivianne

    You lost me at rule #2. Even if hitting the computer does not get rid of the spinning pizza of doom, it will help.

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  • Miller Moore

    OMG!! This is certainly a shocking and a genuine Testimony..I visited a forum here on the internet on the 20TH OF JUNE 2014, And i saw a marvelous testimony of this powerful and great spell caster called DR OSAUYI on the forum..I never believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before.. Not a soul would have been able to influence me about magical spells, not until DR OSAUYI did it for me and restored my marriage of 8 years back to me and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the internet..i was truly astonished and shocked when my husband knelt down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him back.. I am really short of expressions, and i don’t know how much to convey my appreciation to you DR OSAUYI you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his website: Email:(OSAUYILOVESPELL@YAHOO.COM) Mrs Miller Moore from England City..

  • Miller Moore

    OMG!! This is certainly a shocking and a genuine Testimony..I visited a forum here on the internet on the 20TH OF JUNE 2014, And i saw a marvelous testimony of this powerful and great spell caster called DR OSAUYI on the forum..I never believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before.. Not a soul would have been able to influence me about magical spells, not until DR OSAUYI did it for me and restored my marriage of 8 years back to me and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the internet..i was truly astonished and shocked when my husband knelt down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him back.. I am really short of expressions, and i don’t know how much to convey my appreciation to you DR OSAUYI you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his website: Email:(OSAUYILOVESPELL@YAHOO.COM) Mrs Miller Moore from England City…..

  • Miller Moore

    OMG!! This is certainly a shocking and a genuine Testimony..I visited a forum here on the internet on the 20TH OF JUNE 2014, And i saw a marvelous testimony of this powerful and great spell caster called DR OSAUYI on the forum..I never believed it, because i never heard nor learnt anything about magic before.. Not a soul would have been able to influence me about magical spells, not until DR OSAUYI did it for me and restored my marriage of 8 years back to me and brought my spouse back to me in the same 24 hours just as i read on the internet..i was truly astonished and shocked when my husband knelt down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him back.. I am really short of expressions, and i don’t know how much to convey my appreciation to you DR OSAUYI you are a God sent to me and my entire family.. And now i am a joyful woman once again.. here is his website: Email:(OSAUYILOVESPELL@YAHOO.COM) Mrs Miller Moore from England City…

  • Sofia Anna Anna

    SOFIA ANNA

    Hello friends am Sofia Anna by name, i never thought i will happy in my life ever again, i want you all to thank DR GREAT he is a father that takes care of his children the spell caster of our time, he has saved me from a very ugly situation that almost made my life miserable and i want you all to thank him for me,my husband and i have be married for so many years now with children and the relationship was being threatened by a small girl in his working place,she was almost destroying my home i met so many spell casters but to no avail until i met a friend who came from Africa and she told me about DR GREAT and i decided to contact him and try him out as i was losing faith in all spell casters, but he told me not to worry that now am in his temple everything will be alright he assured me 100% that his spell has no side effects and that it will work straight and save my home and my marriage and after he has performed the spell cast , my husband came back to us with love and affection and he loved us more and more and he never looked back or none did his love for me waiver, if you are also experiencing this sort of your situation in your home, if your husband is drifting away, if you are experiencing a broken home or you have lost your husband to a young woman outside there then look no further help is here is email (GREATLOVESPELL1@GMAIL.COM)OR GREATLOVESPELL1@YAHOO.COM YOU CAN CALL HIS NUMBER ON +2348107938405 is ready to help you out okay

  • Sofia Anna Anna

    SOFIA ANNA

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  • Sofia Anna Anna

    SOFIA ANNA

    Hello friends am Sofia Anna by name, i never thought i will happy in my life ever again, i want you all to thank DR GREAT he is a father that takes care of his children the spell caster of our time, he has saved me from a very ugly situation that almost made my life miserable and i want you all to thank him for me,my husband and i have be married for so many years now with children and the relationship was being threatened by a small girl in his working place,she was almost destroying my home i met so many spell casters but to no avail until i met a friend who came from Africa and she told me about DR GREAT and i decided to contact him and try him out as i was losing faith in all spell casters, but he told me not to worry that now am in his temple everything will be alright he assured me 100% that his spell has no side effects and that it will work straight and save my home and my marriage and after he has performed the spell cast , my husband came back to us with love and affection and he loved us more and more and he never looked back or none did his love for me waiver, if you are also experiencing this sort of your situation in your home, if your husband is drifting away, if you are experiencing a broken home or you have lost your husband to a young woman outside there then look no further help is here is email (GREATLOVESPELL1@GMAIL.COM)OR GREATLOVESPELL1@YAHOO.COM YOU CAN CALL HIS NUMBER ON +2348107938405 is ready to help you out okay….