Teaser for New Beyoncé Music Video!!!

by Amelia Diamond
July 24, 2014
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beyonce-Screen-Shot-2014-07-24-at-12.32Beyoncé is super nutty. She is always going rogue. Sometimes I think it’s part of her act to be all mysterious. Other times I think she’s one of those people who never reads the itinerary or just skims her emails without actually absorbing the contents of what it says and so she “drops albums” on the wrong dates, but because she’s Beyoncé everyone’s just like, “She meant to do that.”

Well who’s to say whether this is one of those times, and who CARES, because Beyoncé has leaked a teaser for an upcoming music video for her new version of “Crazy in Love”!

I have so many questions. Why is the Stanford French major who slept with (but didn’t “sleep with”) Justin Timberlake from The Social Network starring in this video instead of Beyoncé herself?

Why is she dressed like Anne Hathaway pre-makeover in the Devil Wears Prada? Where is Beyoncés stylist?! Maybe this is symbolism but I’m used to Bey’s hidden meanings being a little bit more bedazzled.

Why is that young and hotter Matthew Morrison with a pointier chin wearing a long-sleeved muscle tee a la 1990?

Is Jay Z mad that the teacher from Glee was Beyoncé’s inspiration for the male lead?

What joke was told at the 1:44 mark that’s so damn funny?

Beyoncé can play the piano? Not that surprising, actually, but what a fun fact!

More importantly, why is the song called “50 Shades of Grey” when it very clearly is just a sexed-up remix of her 2003 hit?

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

Only time will tell.

[Fifty Shades of Grey is Here to Tease You via Vulture]

Screen grab from the trailer, Beyonce Image Courtesy of her 2010 C&A Ad Campaign, photoshopped by Krista Lewis

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  • http://dressinginlabels.blogspot.com Karen – Dressing in Labels

    Very funny article! I really hope the movies are better than the books. The books are quite poorly written. The first book still manages to capture my curiosity but this spirales quickly downwards in the second and thirth book.

  • http://guyanesesista.com Guyanese Sista

    Ehhh I just don’t feel it when other people sing Beyonce’s songs. It just doesn’t do it for me. I’ve never read the books but I’ve heard good things so hopefully the movie is as good.

    • Amelia Diamond

      That’s Beyoncé singing!

      • http://guyanesesista.com Guyanese Sista

        LOL My bad. Well I guess I’m not feeling this version. Oh well.

  • http://www.alexandraplaskey.com Alexandra

    THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE FRENCH MAJOR WHO SLEPT “ON” SEAN PARKER. I’ve been struggling all day…. These are also the things that I care about…

  • Charlotte Fassler

    I JUST WANT TO DOWNLOAD THIS SONG.
    Yoncé is such a tease UGH.

  • GapToothedGirl

    Great post! I was not able to finish even the first book…I was bored…yes I’m weird, I know!

    XOX, Gap.

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    • Kira Klaas

      Nope, you’re not weird haha. I found the book kind of a bore after the first time they hooked up, so I stopped. Even so, I’m disappointed they picked the perm-head Glee teacher lookalike as Mr. Grey… Erghhhhhh.

  • Chelsea Murphy

    By “Beyoncé’s stylist” we’re totally talking about her mom, right? So, by “bedazzled” you mean like THIS?!?

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      Hahaha! This just killed me!

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  • LaShawnda G

    The song was the best part of this trailer. This guy does nothing for me. HE doesn’t look like he can spank me let alone kiss me…

  • Daily Ortiz

    HILARIOUS!!

  • Juliet Clark

    Fabulous post!!!! Love Beyoncé she can do no wrong!

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  • I like-a very much

    Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “Niiice!” “I like-a very much.” “This one Beyonce pay money for, but she worth it! Wa wa wee wa!”
    “I like you, do you like me?” “Why Not?” “My moustache still tastes of your testes!”
    “NOT!”

  • Tracy

    I had such a great time reading this! I’ve never read the books but I’ll watch the movie!
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  • http://www.fashionistaintheoven.com Fashionista In The Oven

    Great post!! I can’t wait for the movie premiere…

    XXOO

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  • ee_by_cc

    With all things ‘Yonce-related, I kept looking for symbols of the Illuminati…nothing obvious to report, but I’ll re-watch this to make sure! ;)

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  • lavieenliz

    I don’t know why they didn’t cast a sexier man!!! he’s not sexy at all!!! they should have cast like a young Robert Downey Jr!

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  • BionicBey

    Lolol oh what a wonderful write up! Let me bookmark this site in my faves

  • http://fashionpeekaboo.com/ Anastasia Polosina

    I guess the song will be the past part of this movie ( if they do stick to the book).

    xx

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  • serly

    ohh man, i love this music so bad
    warm regards serly
    jam tangan pria

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