Hey! Guess what! In honor of it being Friday and the inevitability that your brain is chicken fried rice and the possibility that our brains are vegetable fried rice, we are going on word-sabbatical! Just for one post! And that post is this one! That means no words at all! Except for these ones! Because as Amelia put it, what are words for if not to play with?
Though I can think of a handful of alternative uses (insults, comebacks, soup, scrabble), I do agree that where words fail, illustrations never do, so to kick start your weekend, here are seven as drawn by our pal and the Birkenstock champion of America, Campbell Pearson. Sit back, chuckle, clog a toilet with an actual clog, lie about it, and have a margarita. It is 5pM somewhere.
Oh, actually, before you do that, can you render Jenna Lyons as Jenna Lions? It’s okay if you can’t, I won’t hold it against you but in that case, can you at least divulge some puns brewing among the rest of your mental objects?
Wait, did you just call yourself an object? You’ve got to be nicer to yourself, Suzanne.