Fashion Puns

You know what rhymes with pun, right?

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Hey! Guess what! In honor of it being Friday and the inevitability that your brain is chicken fried rice and the possibility that our brains are vegetable fried rice, we are going on word-sabbatical! Just for one post! And that post is this one! That means no words at all! Except for these ones! Because as Amelia put it, what are words for if not to play with?

Though I can think of a handful of alternative uses (insults, comebacks, soup, scrabble), I do agree that where words fail, illustrations never do, so to kick start your weekend, here are seven as drawn by our pal and the Birkenstock champion of America, Campbell Pearson. Sit back, chuckle, clog a toilet with an actual clog, lie about it, and have a margarita. It is 5pM somewhere.

Oh, actually, before you do that, can you render Jenna Lyons as Jenna Lions? It’s okay if you can’t, I won’t hold it against you but in that case, can you at least divulge some puns brewing among the rest of your mental objects?

Wait, did you just call yourself an object? You’ve got to be nicer to yourself, Suzanne.

Illustrations by Campbell Pearson, see the rest of her work here.

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Thoughts?
  • Dominique
  • http://www.chicreaction.com/ Liliana Ferreira

    So hilarious !!! This is brilliant ! xD

    xo, Lili | CHICREACTION.com

  • http://www.mirroredpieces.com Jess

    Haha, love those social media platforms. Surprised someone hasn’t designed those yet, to be honest…

    http://www.mirroredpieces.com

  • ee_by_cc

    Hilarious, the Social Platforms are the best. I feel like it’s obvious, but could we render Anna Wintour as an Anna Winter? Snowflakes/snowmen/snow everything with Anna’s face? ;)

    http://www.enduringethereal.com

  • Tonia Rose

    Haha! So clever and funny, great post :)

    toniarosefashion.blogspot.co.uk

  • http://www.facebook.com/VoiceUpSlovenia swissinslovenia

    I love this! Where is the seat belt? ;)

    • Leandra Medine

      SEAT BELT!

  • Katie

    Its weak but..

    • Katie

      Shoe Horn…. (photo failed to upload)

    • Amelia Diamond

      neigh it’s awesome

  • DavidMCano1

    I do agree that where words fail, illustrations never do, so to kick start your weekend, here are seven as drawn by our pal and the Birkenstock champion of America, Campbell Pearson. Sit back, chuckle, clog a toilet with an actual clog, lie about it, and have a margarita. It is 5pM somewhere. http://to.ly/zX0T

  • http://inspirationlush.com/ Jamie

    Haha, I’m a sucker for a good pun :) cute!

    xo,

    Jamie

    inspirationlush.com

  • Guest

    Turtle neck? This is the creepiest drawing I have ever made… and the fact I had time to do this at work is def prove that its Friday! :)

    • Guest

      Boo don’t know why it posted as Guest. Omg this came out so creepy looking hahaha

    • Sully Ann

      ****proof. whoops posted this as a guest! Happy Friday to everyone !

  • lavieenliz

    omg the birkin stalk one is the best!! I love puns!!

    http://hashtagliz.com

  • Tara Edie

    This is beyond amazing! Friday brain food-worthy for sure. The first time I saw these I was laughing out loud. Love it.

    http://www.southbysunset.com

  • Greer

    EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AND DRUG MULES WIN

  • Lisa B

    Statement Necklace? Not as good as Shoe Horn.

    • Amelia Diamond

      hhahahahh i love this

  • projectmakeitwork

    These illustrations are brilliant. I especially love “clogged”. Mostly because sometimes I’d rather drown my clogs in the sink than put them on my feet, they’re so ugly.

  • Jodie

    http://savetheunicornferrets.blogspot.co.uk/ is my blog so anyone interested please have a look

  • Anika Zebron

    Ha! These are grand.

  • En Brogue

    Love this! As you might be able to tell from my name, I do like a good fashion pun…

  • Romina C

    Ahaha definitely illustrations did not fail to express fun. x Romi

    http://www.blaastyle.com

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  • Lee Ten Hoeve

    The Jenna “Lions” request was just too tempting. When you see her without her signature bright lips you realize how much of a trademark that really is.

    • Leandra Medine

      !!!!! THIS
      IS
      AMAZING

      • Lee Ten Hoeve

        Thanks! I’m an avid reader of the blog, it’s fabulous.
        I’m available for illustration if you should find yourself in need. I work very fast and I have a fashion background.

        -lee

  • john
  • Fashionisgreat