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February 26, 2014

Street Style Superlatives from Milan Fashion Week

As we move on to the final leg of that which is Fashion Month, let us take a moment to reflect on those sartorially advanced classmates who have surpassed their peers by excelling in one specific category or another.

It should be noted that each of our lovely candidates in the slideshow above are all winners in their own rights, but with only ten edited categories the vote had to be strict. So, before we begin the official paper plates ceremony, I’d like to acknowledge the following: Anna Dello Russo for clearly having the most fun, dogs for continuing their steady trend, Karl Lagerfeld for finding his head on a purse that resembles a South Park Characterand Milanese women in general for proving that the men of Pitti Uomo aren’t the only ones who know how to get dressed.

And now, for the champions:

Best Accidental Dance MoveVia W Magazine

Way to go for the gold with my favorite dance move, The Bernie.

Most Grace Under Pressure
Via W Magazine

Because you know what’s happening here is that she was walking down the street, realized she was going the wrong way, then pulled off the perfect fake-out/direction-change combo without anyone being any wiser. Yea girl, you “meant” to do that.

Most Caroline de Maigret 
Via Vogue

Sort of an unfair contest, really.

Least Likely To Be Asked, “Who Made That Jacket?”
Via Style.com

Except by Ryan Seacrest, who is probably contractually obligated to ask.

Best “I Worked Out Today” Humble Brag
Via Style.com

A Nike headband is less subtle but also, less abrasive, than Instagramming to show the world that you just strengthened your quads.

Most Likely to Get Kicked Out of Daft Punk…

Via Style.com

…for revealing her identity in public.

Most Likely to Make Opthamologist Appointments Look CoolVia Le 21ème

Because I have tried before, believe me, and it is super hard.

Best Throwback Thursday
Via W Magazine

TBT #SummerOfLove. (Hashtag pants, hashtag hashtag.)

And finally,

Least Likely to Pretend She Just “Threw This Old Thing On”Via Style.com

She cannot tell me she casually fell into twenty different layers and looked this good. But still, a little dress up never hurt nobody, making her the clear winner of my vote for Milan’s Best Dressed.

Although, come to think of it, who would you choose? Check out the slideshow above and then tell us your vote, because after we chat (which I’m happy to do all day) it’s off to Paris, France for the final hurrah.

  • Celine

    n° 10… the STAN SMITHS!!

  • Androbel

    LOOVE the red mesh maxi

  • http://www.madame-ostrich.com/ Madame Ostrich

    Hahaha! “You cannot tell me you fell into 20 different layers and look this good”

    So true! Love this post!

    XxMO

    madame-ostrich.com

  • STYLE-SQUARED
  • maud.schellekens

    Love these photos. Thanks for sharing!

    XOXO Maud

    NEW OUTFIT ONLINE:
    http://thirteentalesoffashion.blogspot.nl/2014/02/hi-from-switzerland.html

  • Rachel

    The pink coat with black letters! She is just always well dressed!

  • Anna

    Who is she? The Least Likely to Pretend She Just “Threw This Old Thing On” lady? Grasias!

    http://www.affecteepar.com

    • Amelia Diamond

      I am still on the hunt myself! If anyone knows, please tell me!

  • http://thoughtsofglam.com/ ThoughtsofGlam

    Hilarious!
    I love that others who are in fashion and have an appreciation for it don’t take it so seriously. Not everything is art and not all art is great. I think the fashion world needs to take that into consideration at times–prime example this fashion season is the McDonald’s theme Moschino runway—going into a McDonald’s and attaching their wrappers onto your clothes will make you a Moschino model.

    http://www.thoughtsofglam.com

  • Blake

    Hilarious categories! Though I suppose I shouldn’t expect any less from our Man Repellers.

    http://urbanoutfitting.blogspot.com/

  • Chelsea Leigh

    Hahah love the Caroline one ;)

    http://www.chelsealeigh.ca/

  • http://justlikesushi.com/ Joyce

    Omg, this one of the best posts about streetstyle! So hilarious! :)

  • The Fashion Panda
  • leatherboots

    I’m very jealous of the girl who got her hands on that Just Cavalli gold fringe jacket.

  • http://morethanglasses.co.uk More than Labels

    I think number 7 is fabulous! :) I too have tried making ophthalmologist appointments seem cool, and had no luck! With those glasses, though, everything’s cooler, the appointments, lunch, a night-out! ahahah! Thanks for sharing, Leandra! :)

    morethanglasses.co.uk

  • http://morethanglasses.co.uk More than Labels

    I think number 7 is fabulous!! :) I too have tried making ophthalmologist appointments seem cool, and had no luck! With those glasses, though, everything’s cooler, the appointments, lunch, a night-out! ahahah! Thanks for sharing, Leandra! :)

    morethanglasses.co.uk

  • Johanna

    Haha, the dance move!

    http://www.unt.se/johannasmode

  • athena

    Yasmin Sewell. Always, Yasmin Sewell.