Milan’s Most Likely…
Street Style Superlatives from Milan Fashion Week
As we move on to the final leg of that which is Fashion Month, let us take a moment to reflect on those sartorially advanced classmates who have surpassed their peers by excelling in one specific category or another.
It should be noted that each of our lovely candidates in the slideshow above are all winners in their own rights, but with only ten edited categories the vote had to be strict. So, before we begin the official paper plates ceremony, I’d like to acknowledge the following: Anna Dello Russo for clearly having the most fun, dogs for continuing their steady trend, Karl Lagerfeld for finding his head on a purse that resembles a South Park Character, and Milanese women in general for proving that the men of Pitti Uomo aren’t the only ones who know how to get dressed.
And now, for the champions:
Best Accidental Dance Move
Way to go for the gold with my favorite dance move, The Bernie.
Most Grace Under Pressure
Because you know what’s happening here is that she was walking down the street, realized she was going the wrong way, then pulled off the perfect fake-out/direction-change combo without anyone being any wiser. Yea girl, you “meant” to do that.
Most Caroline de Maigret
Sort of an unfair contest, really.
Least Likely To Be Asked, “Who Made That Jacket?”
Except by Ryan Seacrest, who is probably contractually obligated to ask.
Best “I Worked Out Today” Humble Brag
A Nike headband is less subtle but also, less abrasive, than Instagramming to show the world that you just strengthened your quads.
Most Likely to Get Kicked Out of Daft Punk…
…for revealing her identity in public.
Most Likely to Make Opthamologist Appointments Look Cool
Because I have tried before, believe me, and it is super hard.
Best Throwback Thursday
TBT #SummerOfLove. (Hashtag pants, hashtag hashtag.)
Least Likely to Pretend She Just “Threw This Old Thing On”
She cannot tell me she casually fell into twenty different layers and looked this good. But still, a little dress up never hurt nobody, making her the clear winner of my vote for Milan’s Best Dressed.
Although, come to think of it, who would you choose? Check out the slideshow above and then tell us your vote, because after we chat (which I’m happy to do all day) it’s off to Paris, France for the final hurrah.