It’s Saturday morning and you’re probably hung over, so why don’t you just rest your sweet-but-huge-ass head back onto that pillow, stay in bed a little while longer and click through this slideshow composed predominantly of gargantuan sweaters (though, fine, there are some photos of a baby-living-out-his-dreams-LITERALLY sprinkled throughout the assemblage), all accrued specifically for this purpose?
Sorry we can’t offer you an iced coffee or Bloody Mary — limited bandwidth.
Oh! Also. Here’s a-too-apropos-it’s-almost-sick song, you know, for atmosphere’s purpose. See you Monday!
Sweaters in Order of Slideshow Appearance: Isabel Marant Sweater via Net-a-Porter, Tibi Turtleneck via Shopbop, Rachel Zoe Cable knit via Shopbop, Acne Sweater via Net-a-Porter, Men’s Sweater via ASOS, Theory Sweater via Matches Fashion, Women’s Sweater via ASOS.