Next up in our new series, Funny Ladies Who Tweet, RT @MindyKaling.
In celebration of the imminent series of Beyonce concerts coming to the Tri-State Area as early as Sunday (!), here is a belated tweet care of queen funny lady, Mindy Kaling. While we totally appreciate her public, concise outfitting brain storm, we’d also like to suggest a series of additional items for Mindy (and ourselves). Fake lashes and really, really long faux nails seem a bit too given to iterate but she didn’t even mention a halo! (It would obviously come with wings.) We’d also like to propose an intended-for-evening-debauchery body suit to pair with a couple larger-than-life earrings, body glitter (duh), and shoes that will jingle along perfectly to the medleys that have become emblematic of sister power.
Personally, we’d also bring a pair of scissors along too in case this happens again. We’ve always wanted to be Beyonce’s point of respite.
And you know what, if all else fails, Mindy, why not try dressing up as a box that reads “Left” on it. That seems like it could make for a, you know, Irreplaceable experience.
Illustration by Charlotte Fassler