One Boy Band to Rule Them All: On *NSYNC’s “Reunion”

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by Contributing Writer
August 26, 2013
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Let’s get these teen hearts beating faster, faster

Written by Ella Ceron, edited by Amelia Diamond

It’s already vintage news that *NSYNC “reunited” last night at the MTV Video Music Awards. “Reunited” is lodged firmly between quotation marks because it lasted for a generously-approximated one minute and fifteen seconds. And because it happened in the middle of an endless Timberlake retrospective love fest.

The quintet crooned a few lines of “Girlfriend” and harmonized in their signature oohs and aaahs; their choreography in *near-perfect (wait for it…) sync. Hearts over the world were racing as hard as if they’d been taking the drugs Kanye and Miley kept mentioning. And then they literally said “Bye Bye Bye!” and it was all over.

Was it underwhelming? According to Twitter, a little. But to me it was still glorious.

The fact that Justin deigned to share a stage with JC, Lance, Chris and Joey one more time – even if the premise was the lifetime achievement award he received as a solo artist – is everything to me and all the other grown women who first perfected their lipstick stamping abilities on the plethora of *NSYNC posters adorning their bedroom walls.

Why? Because these boy bands remind us of an era before rent and bills and responsibilities. We sang along to their songs in the car and expressed honest outrage when our mothers confused their songs with those of another band. We hated the fictional women who inspired their break up ballads and imagined ourselves as the muses to their anthems of love. We had our favorites, our future husbands. Were you a Lance girl or team AJ? Nick Lachey or Nick Carter? Those of us old school Justin fans remember the agonizing dichotomy of his relationship with Britney. She was at once our pop princess and yet, the only tangible barrier between Justin and our hands in marriage. (Now, it’s Mary Camden. Lord, how times have changed.)

We really loved these boys.

Whether you bought Wade Robson’s dance video then promptly burned it after learning that Britney cheated on Justin with said backstabbing choreographer, begged your parents to buy concert tickets and shuttle you and your friends to the venue, or pledged your allegiance to another band entirely – perhaps the anti-boy band, Good Charlotte? – there was little denying that the Y2K generation was defined by TRL and its pop music.

There’s no need to feel ashamed about the fact that we still lose our shit over things like this final *NSYNC reunion. It reminds us of that magical yesteryear: a time when frosted tips were hot, leather pants were almost only worn on males – and sexy at that – and when four guys dancing in unison was the only key to our fast-beating hearts.

So maybe the “reunion” wasn’t life changing but it was a reunion (wedged between two condescending quotation marks) nonetheless. And it was nice to be reminded that just because the boys became men, our love didn’t have to die. Maybe theirs didn’t either. I mean, come one, how excited was JC?

*Charlotte Fassler pointed out that friggen LANCE was one second off at the 12:02 mark. And one second off in boy band choreography time is like…an eternity.

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  • Royal Wang

    I watched this amazing performance and i really like it.

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  • Royal Wang

    i watched this performance and really like it.

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  • http://www.downtownhautefashion.blogspot.com/ Leslie

    Completely lost my shit. I Was like a teenage girl swooning over the very short performance. I wished there was more but it was still A-mazing!

    http://www.downtownhautefashion.blogspot.com

  • Ariel Robert

    I was so excited to see them on stage again! I’m quietly hoping that they go on a surprise tour like New Kids did. (And I think Backstreet got back together? So out of the loop)

  • Nataliya

    Bro, where were you this morning? I’ve been waiting for a repelling post all day.

  • http://jessjoycej.wordpress.com/ Jessica Joyce

    Imagine JT willing to call back his former mates, just for this. Despite me feeling underwhelmed, NSYNC has a special place in our beating hearts.
    And, I mean, Destiny’s Child did set the bar high. But I won’t get into girl groups.

    Your Friend, Jess

  • Brie

    living room dance party through whole thing, screamed like i was thirteen again seeing all five of them on stage together, do not care that joey and chris weren’t “performance ready”, it was magical in the best way possible.

    • Selena Aponte

      My husband had to calm me down because I (legit) almost began to cry! It was bizarre.

  • Julie

    I always thought it was Brit’s back-up dancer, Columbus Short (now on Scandal) who she cheated with!

  • http://www.fashionsnag.com/ Fashion Snag

    I have to watch it now!

    http://www.FashionSnag.com

  • myblissisthisway

    It was a great reunion!

    myblissisthisway.blogspot.com

  • Alexandra

    There’s no need to feel ashamed about the fact that we still lose our shit over things like this final *NSYNC reunion.

    amazing

  • http://ravenmaidenmaven.blogspot.com/ Lydia Teo

    I agree with everything here…seeing them makes we wanna go back to the time when my biggest worry was finishing homework.

    ravenmaidenmaven.blogspot.com

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