One of a Kind
“Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.” -Narcissus
If I were being deported to a remote island and could take three items with me, I would take one of those small square wifi boxes you can buy at Verizon, my laptop, and a healthy supply of Diet Dr Pepper. I’d use my computer to Instagram grainy photos of the cans and say things like “living life in the shoulder lane while drinking zero calories.” Maybe you’d double tap it, maybe you wouldn’t.
This season, my pre-fashion week video is certainly not as comical as the one emitted last season but at least it’s something, right? Here is one I shot with Diet Dr Pepper last month as part of their One of a Kind campaign–the supposition is that my disinterest in shaving (jokes on you, my legs are mad warm) and profound predilection for saying things I probably should not talk about make me one of a kind. Though I can argue, I’ll take what I am given.
In other pertinent news: I want to spearhead the beginning of a drinking game called How Many Times Can Leandra Talk About the Inception of Man Repeller in which every time I discuss the quote: sad state of my love life, end quote, and them proverbial lemons becoming lemonade, we take a collective shot of…Dr Pepper. Who’s up for that? Also, I’m sorry about the Humble Brag. If I were wearing Surf Spray in my hair, I’d call it a Bumble Brag and we’d all laugh, but for now, you can just continue stumbling on. Not, however, before you click this link and enjoy the additional features included in this campaign (there is mention of clothes from my collection. For you. No down payment.)
See you back here later, gator.