The Art of Texting

January 31, 2013

In ten easy bullet points

The last time I was single and fighting for my right to seduce a man, any man–I’d even take my brother for heaven’s sake–I tried to keep the communication to text message. Why? Because phone calls are awkward. They are used to keep in touch with forlorn relatives in other states. They force uncomfortable conversational fodder and an inevitable dialogue about the weather. Sometimes my ear will begin to hurt and when that happens I will have to surmise that I have probably contracted brain cancer.

On text message, you can edit. You may develop carpel tunnel, but that won’t kill you. You can think, you can gap silence. You can thoughtfully consider what will go into crafting the perfect message and in some instances, wholly create that immaculate vision.

It’s quite dated to consider text messaging a low-grade form of communication when articulation by way of smart phone has effectively become the modern day equivalent of a love letter. Send me those three, short, imperforate words: “I Miss You,” and watch me metamorphose into mashed potatoes. Call me to say the same thing, and I might wonder why you called to tell me that.

In spite of my ability to diagnose a social problem–that women may be underwhelming the power of texting–this is no longer my game (see: the husband factor), and so I’ve commissioned several of my awesome, single friends to weigh in on the top 10 text-message Don’ts pertaining only to the primordial stages of a burgeoning love affair.

Illustration by Charlotte Fassler

1. If you can’t tweet it, don’t text it–this includes spaces. According to the author of this quote, (her name is Amelia and she loves horses in the literal sense not to the large genital sense,) in the first phases of conversation, shorter is always sweeter.

2. This one is rather usual considering the character restraint in #1 but according to another friend, restricting the use of acronyms in early messages may help catapult later messages. If not because you’re not sure who you’re dealing with (e.g. a human with little brain capacity for words that are not spelled out) than certainly because some people (me) have a rather violent aversion toward empty acronyms, see: rotfl, lmao. You are definitely not rolling on the floor and your ass has definitely not dispatched from your body due to my highly advanced sense of hilarity.

3. You can send a nipple and you can send your face, but you can never send them in the same message. You don’t really know him yet, so be careful. The internet is vast–and once something is on here, it’s on here forever.

3b. While we’re on the topic of Selfie Texting–it is seemingly rather tricky, isn’t it? Does a photo lose its intimacy if you send it to Instagram an hour later? Or worse, do you feel judicious defeat if you receive it in filtered formation?

4. Time (and your level of inebriation) are of the essence. Think before you text. Can you remember your smart-phone pass-code? Are you having trouble explaining to your mom that you’ll “bhfe hjome ini 1-!” Are you having trouble remembering if the woman you’re texting is in fact your mother? No matter what you think you have to say, how witty, charming, convivial it will be, there’s always tomorrow morning (and a pretty profound headache) to make up for short term radio silence.

5. Now, because BBM is a communicative tool of the past. Choppy


like this

are just

frustrating.  What’s more? (This one hails from the vast experience of a certain Charlotte,) no talk is better than small talk. Try to cut the: “Hey.” “Sup.” “NM, you?” Throat clearing can be accomplished independently.

6. MR Disclaimer: I personally can’t get behind this one. Don’t “double text” – the ideal iPhone screen of a conversation between two courting individuals should be a perfect pattern of his word bubble, then yours. His, then yours. White, then blue. White, then blue.

If he responds to your text without another question, don’t respond to his statement. If he wants to continue the conversation, he will.

Example of a Do, with a good outcome:

You: So how was last night?

Him: So much fun

You: ___________ <—DO NOT SAY ANYTHING

Him: How was your night. Congratulations you just won at texting!

Example of a Do, with a less than favorable outcome:

You: So how was last night?

Him: So much fun

10 hours later


Still nothing

Here – he did not follow up. But guess what? You don’t care.

Example of a Don’t:

You: So how was last night?

Him: So much fun

You: Really? What did you do?

He probably just wants to watch TV and leave the non-existent buttons on his phone unpressed.

Example of a big Don’t:

You: So how was last night?

Him: So much fun

You: Really? What did you do?

Him: Went out w. some of my boys

You: Cool! Where

There’s a hint here waiting to be had. Boys are the worst.

7. Be cognizant of your spelling choice, see: you vs. ya vs. U. A “miss you” registers far more evocatively than a “miss ya” does. Miss you’s are for lovers. Miss ya’s are for your camp BFF. Also, easy on the abbreviations. Give more credit to vowels, they exist for a reason. (This one is mostly for my mom, who is not a dalliance–we’ve been in love for 24 years–but will almost always send a text message that looks like this, “hy. wnt to hv dnnr w dd n me tnt?”)

8. Your text message is not a social media tool and as such, the journalistic rule of thumb remains in tact and mandates that you get but three exclamation points over the course of your career (budding romance). Three. You’re excited, I know, I’m excited too, but in the vast valley of underestimations we (as women) tend to make, don’t abjure the power of a period.

9. Think before you send: would you be horrified if he showed this message to his friends? It could happen.

10. Finally, be weary of text-message bombing (which is considerably different than photo bombing). This suggestion comes from a friend of mine who has more or less been out of the dating game a full decade. She suggests that even though she does not agree with the following dramatization, it is likely a fantastic way to disengage the other end of your message.

Girl: “Hey.”

Two minutes pass.

Girl: I said, “hey!”

Another minute passes.

Girl: “Okay, I’m giving you ten seconds to say hi back or we are never talking again.”

Girl: “10…”


“8…8 1/2…”


…You get the point. In fulfilling the guidelines of this monologue, you break almost every rule in some capacity, display your inability to countdown (eight and a half comes before eight,) and perhaps most dangerously: allude to emotional illness.

Fine, full disclosure, I am the maniacal texter in #10. I’m also married, though, which implies that occasionally, being who you are is rather endearing. Now, are there any specific do’s and don’ts not listed here that you subscribe to? Do share.

  • Reptilia

    hahahahhaah hilarious!! Can´t stop laughing!


  • Sarah Glaser

    Thank you for breaking it down for folks when NOT to respond to a text. I have friends who could benefit from that advice. In texting and in life.

  • Alex

    this is the worst article you have ever written and you and your friends read wayyyy to much into it– calm down

  • jasmine.

    i was in the middle of a text…this post just saved me…

    • HandmadeJewelrybyLucid

      Hahaha hilarious!

  • Yates

    “When in doubt, don’t text it.” If I had taken this to heart in college, I could have saved at least part of my tele- and cyber-dignity.

  • Taleesa

    Definitely needed this little life lesson. I’ve probably broken each and every one of these rules, during both long and very, VERY, short term relationships. Not any more though… Maybe.

  • Belén Cavas Hernández
  • Alexandra Glorioso

    oh man, i am so guilty of both exclamations and using “u” for “you.” i keep getting mad fun of, but, whatevz! (yea, I do that too)

  • YChian Small

    Any text without punctuation mark is dreadfully lack of sense of consideration Ipersonally find it insincere and confusing you know what I mean

    • Leandra Medine


  • Leslie

    Such a great article! And SO very true! x

  • Alyssa

    I don’t like responding to a guy after 10pm, or during the day for that matter. If I’m at work and you know I’m at work, why are you trying to talk to me?

  • mercergirl

    I thiink your Mom needs a blog. Her abbreviated texting skills are awesome. Pretty sure that my kiddos would not appreciate my skills in that.

  • Jamie

    Yo Leandra, who wrote this? The voice doesn’t seem familiar to MR.

    • Leandra Medine

      I wrote it!

  • Mary

    omg no. 6 made me lol. seriously, one of the funniest posts ever. though I really wanted to write ‘one of the funniest posts ever!’ thanks for the mid afternoon laugh

  • ccmendz

    Oh my god… Qué vergüenza! I am number ten in person. I will try not to look so stupid. Thanks Leandra!

  • The Style Engineer

    Hilarious! This is so true- I especially love the BIG don’ts!


  • Lauren

    This is so true. Boys are dummies.

  • Molly

    And let us not forget about “Shoshanna’s Rule”: press pause on the emoji’s until he’s had a chance to understand your (in Leandra’s own words) “highly advanced sense of hilarity.”

    • cass

      Me: How do you not think that emoji I just sent you is hilarious?
      BF: What’s an emoji?

      True story.

      • Erica N

        My boyfriend does not have an iphone, and therefore cannot see any and all emojis. It’s like I am fluent in another language entirely that I must hide from him. This must be what a double life feels like.

    • babs

      emoji 4 lyfe

  • Camille

    Does this apply to DM-ing? If so I feel cheated -hashtag didn’t get the memo [in time]
    Game over. cx

  • Lauren Dimesky

    Texting can be so hard! Even the tiniest message can be so misunderstood!


    -Lauren at adorn la femme

  • Nay

    I mean, this was like the best post ever. I always have to tell my friends to do this before they mortify themselves! xo love ya

  • Samantha Humphreys

    Yes. I fully sign on to all of this. My suggestion: Grown men should never type LOL. I roll my eyes when I see that on my screen. I prefer a haha to an LOL any day. I know the 90’s are super in right now, and I maybe be dressed like I just walked off the set of a Blind Melon video today, but this isn’t an AOL chat room.

    ALSO: never use a hashtag in a text. I will lose all respect for you.

    I think I could write a single girls book on this…

    • Christina Jade Falcon


    • lizzie martinez

      Please do, I would read it

  • Katy

    “If you can’t tweet it, don’t text it (including spaces)” = brilliant.

  • B.

    This is so accurate, I’m lol’ing at my desk.
    The most accurate, though, was the you vs. ya vs. u. I cant tell you how many times I’ve given my friends a side eye when they get excited when a guy says “ilu / imu” or love/miss ya, its simply just not the same. Spell it out so I know its real (thanks Drake).
    Also i totes disagree with the limited abbrevs. i dont agree with an excessive use of those like “brb, ttyl, wyd, hmu” etc. However, in normal convo, abbrevs like “totes, plz, def, prob,” are absolutely appropriate. This is probs due to the fact that I actually use these in my everyday vocab, as in I dont just type and read them, I say them as well. Anyone? No? K.

  • Rebeka Osborne

    Your mom leaves out vowels in her text messages, meanwhile my mom is over here sending me a million different smiley faces in each text message. I don’t know which is worse.

    With respect to #10, do all rules go out the window when you’re married/in a serious relationship? Probably, and I’m ok with that.

    P.S. This is perfect.

  • M.

    *Carpal tunnel.
    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  • lavieenliz

    this is so true! bravo!

  • Melissa

    oh this is just so good x

  • Catherine Solomon

    The only topic I believe inappropriately averted was the essence of proper text response timing. How soon is too soon? If he waits an hour to respond, does that set your minimum reply rate to at least an hour? Maybe this is trivial, I’m not positive. Besides the physical benefits, there’s nothing greater about having a serious boyfriend than being able to rest all doubt on whether my next text will be the breaking point on our relationship.

    Love the post, though. As redundant as this information may seem at first glance, I can’t help but recall several ‘almost relationships’ I shoved down the toilet due to disconcerting communication via text.

  • Mariam

    It’s amazing how good you write. I could keep reading forever! All of them are so true, especially laughed at 6. That was me 2 years ago… LOL.


  • mcb

    you get to be who you are via text because you’re married? bull. be who you are at all times. if he doesn’t like you he won’t respond. after a few hours or a few days (depending on your patience levels) you can throw the proverbial towel in.

  • Perry

    Emojis expresses thoughts that words can’t. (See season 2; episode 1 of girls).

  • mariapia

    Buenísimo! ja!

  • Elin Van Atta

    No. 2. Amen.

    I think every human with a cell phone needs to read this post. Brilliant.

  • Katherine Wright

    Much appreciation for #6. It’s true! If a man doesn’t follow-up with an answer that has a question, go do something worthwhile with your time. Which is a great excuse NOT to reply, but then you also have a comeback for not replying to him (with rapid fire) once he eventually does: “Ohhh sorry, I was at yoga in my hot yoga pants, and YOU missed it!” As for motherly texting, my Mom tends to put “Love, Mom” at the end of our text convos. Endearing? Yes. I applaud your mother’s use of shorthand. Way to keep it alive and kicking!

  • Lelly

    I had a boss once who was addicted to her iphone and would insist on texting as our main form of communication. This was not a problem, except her texts were literally undecipherable. Between not re-reading and not giving a shit, you couldn’t understand anything that she said. (ex message: Rgnbone not. Call plz, too mch todo.) Okay, just because you are 60-something and using an i-anything doesn’t mean you are allowed to text like an idiot. Text messages are like mini-letters. The only exception is that you don’t have to have a conclusion (hopefully they know that it’s from you). So for goodness sakes, if you want anyone to care about what you’re writing about, make it intelligible and don’t let the reader lose all respect for you.

  • ashley

    All I’ve ever wanted is for someone to validate my disdain for exclamation points. I will be framing this article.

  •ês-Ribeiro/690532663 Maria Inês Ribeiro

    very good tips, laughed a lot cause you start thinking “omg i did this!”

  • MJ

    what about WhatsApp?

  • Galina Solovyeva

    haha That’s fun :)

    BTW you can visit a new and nice FB fan page devoted to Fashion… both guys and girls.. there you can find lots of new fun and interesting information and facts about fashion! ;)

  • Jennifer

    I definitely prefer texting!

    xo Jennifer

  • Irene Glez

    sooooo true!! here in Spain, boys are the same!!


  • Gabrielle

    Still trying to stop laughing at the nipple and face separation.

  • Sophie Lewis

    My equivilant to your “miss you” is definitely “good morning babe:)”. Those are the best.

  • Cassandra Lopez

    “You know, when I’m not around you, when you just send me a text full of emojis, it is so easy to dismiss you.” I love Ray.

  • loraine

    you’re married??

  • Jordie

    This is great! Can we get a post about how to go about at least attempting a normal phone conversation without dramatic pauses that leave the person on the other end wondering if you have, in fact, died? There are some millennials who want (read: need) to know. Thanks, homie!

    Also… the use of… ellipses… Which, according to our… friends… from AWKWARD, “are the sluts of punctuation.” Truer words never spoken.

  • contentnet

    Sometimes I think I am with the zeitgeist when it comes to communication, and other times, I think the world’s gone crazy. Am I weird to think that texting can convey so much that gets lost in awkward phone conversations? Maybe it is too late to try to fix this problem.

  • Blaire

    I laughed out loud like 3 solid times while reading this. SO TRUE. good post.

    I would also add that it’s good to wait a few minutes to write back, if the other person is as well. Overeager isn’t so cute.

  • Ivana Džidić

    I prefer personal communication any day….

  • Magda

    As a foreigner from a middle-to-eastern European country (Poland, to be precise) I can tell ya (!): it gets only more complicated! Some people (me included) use English phrases while texting sometimes, like: miss you, wtf, and so on. And it is usually something along a quotation, we are pretending to be Americans, we watch English-language TV shows in the original, oh aren’t we cool! BUT. While it is ok with friends and such, its gets really difficult to read while a flirt goes on. If he uses an English ‘miss you’ instead our own native language, does it mean he means it less? Is he trying to be funny? Is he to shy to say it himself so he hides behind an almost-quotation?! Two simple words in damn English, not even a sentence, and I go off overthinking for an hour! So: I am quite tolerant when it comes to texting, yes, I even learned to like the :P or xD, you can use caps lock on me all you want. But the whole global village think complicates it.

    • Laura

      I know what you mean, coming from a German speaking country. But I think being able to use English phrases during flirt-texting is also making it a lot easier for us(although you have to watch out you don’t end up writing it all in English – that just gives a weeeeeird touch to the whole conversation. Is she not able to write in her own language?..)! As you said, an English phrase thrown in into an otherwise Polish/German/w/e text usually gives the message a less serious tone, which sometimes is EXACTLY what you need, isn’t it? But then again, if you’re hoping for serious/earnest and all you get is a miss ya/whats up/sleep tight/xx/… can be kind of frustrating.
      The problem with German (I don’t know about Polish) is generally that it’s very straightforward and there’s not much room for casual flirting language. English is just so much more flexible.. There isn’t even a good way to say “I had a great time last night” without sounding weird/slutty/like someone from the 19hundreds..
      So, I’m all for English texting where your mothertongue fails you – as long as you keep in two things in mind: don’t overdo it if you want to avoid sounding stupid & if you want to say something important, don’t hide behind a different language.
      Oh, and to me, there’s nothing less sexy than a “sexy text” with grammar/spelling mistakes that clearly don’t just come from the drinks he’s had….

      • H.

        I’m from the netherlands and used to use lot of english phrases as well, whilst talking and whilst texting but after spending half a year abroad (where I spoke english all the time and eventually started thinking in english) I came back to the netherlands longing to speak my mothertongue again. I’ve been back for two years now and still refrain from using english phrases. at first, you have to get used to it and I really did feel like I could express certain things better in English but now I know how untrue that is. turns out that after all that time reading/watching/listening to things in english, I had been neglecting the development of my dutch vocabulary. I notice this is true for a lot of people of my generation. we’re so used to partly expressing ourselves in english that we don’t even learn how to do it in our own language anymore. I believe us non-english speakers need to get creative with our own languages before we forget just how rich they are!

  • Erika Napoletano

    Lady, how is it that I’ve never found your blog before? Thank you. Just…thank you.

  • Tamar Ariana

    Oh man, I am so bad at all of these rules.

  • Rose Marie
  • bonnie

    if my ass could actually detatch itself i’m sure it would have reading this.
    informative and hilarious, absolutely love your writing. this is one of those articles that makes other writers go ‘damn why didn’t i write this’


  • annie

    I do love this! I had a good laugh at some of them and cringed thinking that people actually do some of these. Excellent post.

  • Katherine

    This post came 5 days too late… Oh well! the good thing is that I don’t remember what I texted, my level of drunkness allowed me to text and than erase so that I wouldn’t be embarrassed in the morning…

    • Nicole

      LOVE THAT. As if it never happened…

  • Amber Callanan

    I just wanna grab my 16 year old self and shake her for doing so many of these things.

  • Laura

    I measure how idiot a person is by the way the text, and I’m sure there are a bunch of people like me out there, so: next time you text try NOT to misspell, for God’s sake(!!!)

    • Molly

      “I measure how *idiotic a person is by the way *they text.” – sorry, I had to!

      • Lauren

        “I measure how idiotic a person is by the way **he texts.” I had to, too.

  • Zainab

    Loved #6 …can’t wait to be married though so I can break the rules and he’ll still love me :P

  • marinacasapu

    When I was a teenager I downloaded all my text messages from my phone to my computer, and I’m glad that I did it. I read them all, once a year, and it makes me happy:)

  • Nicole

    This was amazing. Guilty as charged on a few of these rules, and I can’t help it but the drunk texting really has gotta stop! It’s the unfiltered confidence typing. Oh, and my usage of exclamation points… #notthatexcited

  • J.M. Galvin

    The worst is when a boy texts hehehe. NOPE.

  • Newborn Fanatic

    hahahha. the dilemmas of texting :P

  • zia

    thank you.. thank you.. thank you… definitely need this!

  • Nathan Niche

    This post is so cute and so true. You should check out my denim on denim on neon kidult look, which sort
    of looks like Peter Pan gave me a makeover… tell me what you think of
    it even if it only provokes you a bit ;)

    xx The Provoker

  • Justice

    Can we all agree that if you’re gonna write “K” don’t write anything at all?

    Also, I am totally number 8.

  • Dayna

    The “if you can’t tweet it, don’t text it.” rule is amazing. I will definitely be forwarding this along to some of my single lady friends.

  • Fatin



    You’re seriously hilarious!


  • Malena
  • Giau Nguyen

    RULES TO LIVE BY. I shared this with all of my friends.

  • Sharon Jiang

    I’m a horrid offender of the LOL rule… although that’s the only abbreviation I use and I’m 16

    Am i excused?

  • Greer Clarke

    I know you like your journalism and everything and pure fashion can drive the originality out of any blog, but I miss your collages and I miss your layering tutorials and I miss just pictures of you wearing stuff, because I like your writing Leandra but I also just like your style :(

    • Leandra Medine

      Trying to maintain at least 2 outfit posts a week and a collage every other!

  • L’oliphant

    OMG it’s so true!

  • Gosia

    I wish cell phones had the breathalyser built in, so you couldn’t text nor write when drunk. I think I should have it patented.

  • Zou Bahar

    Fantabulous. J’adore!

  • Michaela

    This had me LMAO. Just kidding I think it’s gross when people use acronyms such as LOL, ROFL, etc. The use of them will possibly be an invitation for me to never text you back. I also cant get on the emoji train. No I do not want your teeny tiny emotions all over my Iphone screen. Do not try to convey your sadness over our break-up with two little people holding hands a sad face and a knife. Another nail that you have hit on the head MR….Bravo.

  • H.

    ahh great post, I defenitely needed to be reminded of some of these tips..
    but I have to say I only partly agree with number six! ofcourse you don’t want to be the only one asking questions and the conversation should be going both ways, but the rule to ONLY say something back when he asks a question is a terrible rule. I agree that in the example you gave the guy doesn’t seem particularly interested and you might want to wait for him to say something else, but in general, you don’t want to be waiting for a question all the time. that would lead to very unnatural conversations.

  • Benjamin M. Van Couvering

    Preface: I’m a dude. If I’m the only one initiating text conversations, I think something is wrong. If I initiate the last 2 exchanges, its her turn to text me first. Otherwise I think she doesn’t like me.

  • Grace & Restoration

    Be careful with your smilies :) ;) :| :/

    Too many smilies can go to far.

    However they can be used effectively in a flirting sense.

    Do –

    Boy: Hey, I had a really good time last night, did you?

    Girl: Yes :)

    Don’t –

    Boys: Hey, I had a really good time last night, did you?

    Girl: yes :)

    Girl: We should do that again sometime soon :)

  • Deb


    Kool with a K

    Smileys of any kind


    • Leandra Medine

      I am a huge proponent of “kewl” though–but only when typed ironically

      • Becky Caissie

        So “coolio” is probably a big no-no? Ughhhh this is the worst news ever

  • Mina H

    hahaha I just found your blog and this article was delightful!

    I forgot what movie it was but there’s a scene where a group of girls are deciding how to write back to a guy and they spend hours and HOURS trying to figure out what the best message would be.

    haha love it. Xx

  • -a girl from canada :)

    No need to keep hating on the blackberry, I as a blackberry user I understand that people don’t think it’s a cool smartphone, but I think the appeal is in that not everyone has one (anymore). (That and reading my friends text message typos…)

  • Lynn

    I needed this about 4 years ago – I was such a girl when it came to texting. However shit worked out for me – he put a ring on it. But I’m sure this will save a lot of girls who were just like me, so thanks for that haha

  • Rania Senusi

    I’m happy you wrote this post!! It’s so true and it is something I’ve preached to my friends for years– even though of course, I never seem to take my own advice. Thank you for being you – TMR is my fave. It doesn’t get more real than this. #realtalk

  • emilia

    I love that courting has been reduced down to the simple equation of “White, then blue. White, then blue.”

    But in all seriousness I was just about to reply to a statement, so I am very happy I read this.

  • Madeline

    This literally just saved my life. Totally bookmarking this post to refer back if need be

  • Oana Cazan

    Haha, these are spot on. I would cringe if I knew anyone that would text-message bomb. And also, to everyone out there, if someone says K, please stop responding with Potassium to you too. I’ve gotten this too many times its embarrassing.

  • Aimee
  • Jules Fashion Week

    You write so fun!!! I love this post!!

  • Becca Barton

    Here’s my question: Where do you draw the line between using too many haha’s and coming across as a cold hearted bitch?

    • Celine

      I’m wondering the same. I feel like I’m saying ‘haha’ waaay too much. But if I don’t I feel like a total bitch.

  • Molly HC

    I suspect someone has already addressed this, but since there are 104 comments (!) at this moment, I am going to be lazy and say it anyway. Also, yeah, I’m almost a week late, but whatever. Here’s my point: what’s with the double standard in rule #6? Why is it that a woman should not text a man twice in a row, yet she is expected to wait patiently for a man to text her twice in a row? The rule contradicts itself. I appreciate, Leandra, that you put a disclaimer and said you can’t get behind this rule. But I would love to talk to your friend to find out if she lives in Downton Abbey, of if she’s just like, not a feminist or something (that was a joke, people). Anyway, the point is, the notion that a man should be in control of every aspect of the beginnings of courtship is just so passe. I mean, come on ladies. Have little gumption. Don’t just lay back and think of England.

  • D

    Leandra, this one’s gooood. Right on it.

  • s

    Wow this is making me really tired. Rejection was so much easier when I was a Luddite :-/

  • Poppie

    I agree with number 10 a lot. I don’t repeat text mostly because I hate to repeat myself in person so why would i repeat anything thing else. I also agree with the spelling things out is way more important especially in the beginning of a relationship. After 7 years I can simply tell Jason love ya because he knows. I’m not proving anything by spelling out you. Likewise I have got to stop with the LOL’s. They are getting rather ridiculous and I am way to old for LOL! Like seriously I need to grow the fuck up.


  • Jessica24

    Amen Amen to #6!

  • Leah

    A boy did 3b to me. Sent me a picture then put it on instagram a couple mins later, and I hated it, it lost its intamicy. So that’s a definete don’t.
    But this is awesome!! Thank you!

  • cherry
  • Lauren

    This is awesome!! So funny, love it.

  • Chelsea Badge

    The best invention ever? Read receipts. I exclusively text people with iPhones who have read receipts turned on. It takes a lot of the hassle out of “Did he read it? Is he just not responding? Ok, calm down, he hasn’t even read it yet.”

  • Enigma

    I really loved this article, despite I don’t agree with the double texting point very much – according to my mind, you can double text, if you’ve got a point, you want to correct yourself, or just simply change the topic. And I also think that one question to him after he replies simply is okay – you show your interest in what he’s doing and I think that flatters any guy ;) Hovewer, the point of the texting etiquete reminded me my own story.
    As an used-to-be gamer girl, I was using abbreviations and English terms a lot in my conversations. All of my (not many) friends – usually from web, too – got used to it very soon and never had a problem with my “bit worse” way of texting. Later, I went (on the Internet, of course) all in English – statuses, tweets, texts. I was very happy about it, feeling like practising the foreign language and having fun with friends at the same time – when the conversation wasn’t in English at all, there was a reference for some idiom, song line or a quote in every other text I posted. I never thought I was going to change this habbit, until I met this guy. He was nice and very funny, he never minded I am a bit socially awkward and we had a lot of great small talks as colleagues – summer camp leaders. I am a single by conviction, but he seemed as a really great friend. As soon as we got home, he started texting me and I found out a horryfying truth for me – he could not speak English at all, not a word – so he did not understood anything I wrote him back. I did not want to lose him, and he really did not seemed to start learning brand new language, so I had to learn writing in my native language back. Truth to tell, it was not easy and today, I feel really ashamed, what I’ve done to myself with all those g2gs, FTWs or PLOSs.
    Year and half passed and even these days, I sometimes forget myself with some btw or see ya in the end of the message, but most of my texts are in a fluent high Czech and, as most of my web friends say, very pleasant to read, again. Me and him became very close texting buddies and I started to work on my sociophoby harder. I found out, that the Internet language was isolating me, keeping me with only one specific group of people, and I finally got out of it. I still adore English totally and I don’t think my native language sounds cool, actually it still sucks for me, but I know, that I can express my point using Czech idioms as well as the English ones now. I’ve never told him, but I’ll always owe him this one.
    That’s it, my texting story ends. The moral? Think of your own language. Learn English and abbreviations as much as you like to, but keep on your mind, that once you may need to use your own again.
    See ya, sweeties ;)

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  • lj

    absolutely adored this and totally agree/live by ALL of these. amazing post!

  • Nia Howl

    Kinda amused that most of this isn’t common knowledge. But perhaps that comes with experience

  • BougieHippie

    OMG I adore this post! I tell my friends and people I’m dating all the time texting is to succinct. Kind of like dressing sexy enough to excite but leave something to the imagination.

  • annonnymous

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  • Blaze784

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  • Grandyy

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  • Regina Hall

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  • annonymous

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  • Smith Dora

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  • Mrs Rose

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    MY name is Mrs Rose i live in united state of America

  • Mr Rose

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    MY name is Mrs Rose i live in united state of America

  • tricia

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  • Douglas Dashy

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