I’m going to be honest, I only ever do this to organize my own thoughts but what with the nature of the current time of year and the incessantly long lines I’ve endured in six airports in the past 72 hours (humble brag: I’ve been in six airports this week,) it seems tout le monde (another humble brag: my French is decent) is traveling. And though it’s wishful to assume that all airport loiterers are beach bound, wishful thinking often triumphs accurate thinking and so even if you’re not hot weather, sun-ray bound now, there’s no wrong time to think about sandals. And a plus: you’re likely not going to contract skin cancer so here, here to that.
From top left: Lisa Marie Fernandez striped bikini which I don’t intend to wear to the beach, but rather as a top (and perhaps underwear depending on my commitment to yeast infections) with that turquoise sarong (further at right) and maybe, just maybe that pale blue linen Zimmermann blazer just below it, too.
The denim cut-offs at lower center feature an eyeball across the thigh and as such will look fantastic with a. the blazer, b. the incredible hulk and c. the parrot blouse. Why? Why not.
As for the accoutrements, a turquoise and gunmental Maria Francesa Pepe wrap bracelet, Karen Walker tortoise shell sunglasses, beige Superga sneakers (these ones are of the crochet variety,) and an Edie Parker minaudiere because you don’t need to carry much other than your funk, which is pretty lightweight (heavy on da’fun,) isn’t it?