What to read, what not to eat.
My younger brother's return to New York from Boston indicates that Universities have closed. My grandmother's unresponsiveness to my text messages and phone calls (short of a quick, "Old Man and The Sea--her husband, my …see more
Disclosure: this has nothing to do with Mandy Moore and sub-par cinematography.
I recognize that in the grand scheme of bodily bliss, our menstrual cycles and the nature of their stopping in, right on time, every month is a sizable gift to female humanity. I'm as excited …see more
Don’t text her at 2AM, asshole.
For the first time in a long time, all of my female friends are single. As a result, even in spite of my recent nuptials, I too feel like I am single. And while historically, …see more