Why can’t pajamas be a verb? And why can’t my constipation smirk look more like a plain old smirk?
Dramatic, stoic, staged. Following the heartless bitch who stole our morale, here's a detailed selection of photographs chronicling the pajamas I told you I'd be wearing through the days of Sandy's wrath. She was not a …see more
On helping those effected by the wrath of Sandy.
It's hard to imagine New York under water or even without power. As citizens, we're taught invincibility. But making my way above 39th street this morning where the only remaining power in New York City …see more
And little baby kittens because, why not?
Frankenstorm or Fakenstorm? Kidding, guys. I'm totally kidding. It's not fake. My brother's apartment building is effectively below sea level which is fun for me because that leaves him here but in the upper areas of …see more
Every woman should own one.
I retract one previous statement. If people take--not glitter--but pandas more seriously, the necessity for Prozac will, as we know it, cease to exist. I don't want to tell you how to live your life but …see more