Excuse my nasal drip and the unfortunate circumstances of my face. I’d love to write both of which off as effects of mild illness but I’m not sure I can on the latter. Oh well. Hey, have you ever wondered what stepping into a Moda Operandi shoot would be like? How about the subsequent assassinating of what is otherwise a fairly calm, seamless and elegant production? Well, I did it for us and here is what I learned:
1. M’O commissions models with good senses of humor, see: boob grab. 2. Horizontal stripes are great, but vertical ones are better. The combination of both: best. 3. Mickey Mouse is the most consistent famous figure on planet earth. He couldn’t overexpose himself if he tried. 4. Marc Jacobs SS 13 purses are also lunch boxes, not that I tried to gauge the utility of that with my lunch or anything. 5. Pants are over, people.
Now, in other news that may register somewhat jarring: I apologize for omitting from Fashion Week coverage the early winner winner chicken dinner of Paige Denim’s Fashion’s Night Out Uniquely Paige contest. FNO was a real good time with real good people and lots of frayed indigo. Congratulations to instagram user, AllergictoVanilla. If the circumstances of your handle are literal, I do hope free jeans will make up for the lack of cake batter infiltrating your digestive system. Call me at midnight.