Happy Sunday night, mother chuckers. I don’t know what you’re doing but I for one am sitting upright in bed watching the new episode of Girls hoping that if and when an old classmate and teacher start interacting with one another and my name comes up, they don’t seek solace in a brutal commonality that suggests or rather explicitly says that I am a shitty writer. Do you even know what I’m talking about? At the very least care? Why am I posing questions? Are you going to answer them? Should you answer them? Does a seal shit in the ocean? See what I just did? Do you think we’ve ever accidentally had it to drink? Okay, meet Manstagram: a sweet new Man Repeller feature that allows you to browse my instagram photos online and site in real time and even shop them should you feel so inclined. Have a look around and tell me what you think. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Dit moi.