That’s not a flamingo in my pocket, I’m just happy to see you.
I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes: every so often, I do in fact wonder how I’d look if I were to make make the decision to abandon by signature ass face and smile like a human in some photos. To put internal queries to rest, I did just that and, you know, smiled like a human in some photos. The results were nothing short of normal.
…Which lead me to believe that I’ve had it right all along. In any case, what we have here is a vignette called Casual Fridays, if your casual Fridays include salsa shoes and dip dye. This is of course, another fantastic practice of Zara-fostered Identity Crisis. Do these pants look familiar? They’re not Dries. It’s
heartwarming upsetting to see cloth giants like Zara replicate innovative, albeit brilliant designers and then do it better. I have the originals, they’re somewhat palazzo and so these are better for, you know, salsa shoes and well, footwear at large. In terms of the casual, it ain’t a Friday without a certain pink flamingo peeking out of my pocket so that’s where I’ll leave this: a foreshadowing pocket peck that I assure you promises a very exciting Monday ahead, stay tuned. Happy weekend, so glad I’m home, I missed you mother fuckers so hard it makes my nipples tender. Cheers.