Best in Sale
Expensive stuff that is still expensive but not as expensive as it was before.
Stop for a second. Sure, Pre-Fall is pouring in and to some, the ritual allocation of dollar dollar bills to, erm, the vast offerings being brought forward is already in full tow, listen to my first sentiment and…stop for a second. Following suit post Shoeday’s, you know, post, ladies of the red tag, it’s only June and the bi-annual sales we know and love are still in full swing. When I say that you know what I mean, roight? Roight? 50-70% off, cha-ching! (Ed. note: If you can locate the culprit behind my new affinity to shout cha-ching and then kill it, I’ll buy you a full set of any of the jamais-mentioned collage-o-lages below.) Now, in spirit of stopping your wool craving and endorsing the continuation of some raffia adoration, find here compiled three compositions of what I’ll dub the most lucrative sale squanders from around the interwebs. Starting with Net-a-Porter I give you:
From top left: Stella McCartney blazer, Burberry Prorsum raffia hat, Alexander McQueen dress–fine, this one is still unaffordable but holy pretty, you’re lovely to look at, Jil Sander structured bag–on trend for fall too, +1, Prabal Gurung purple satin shorts, Isabel Marant crochet tee–perfect for your nipple ring, Antik Batik woven clutch, Dolce & Gabbana tomato bloomers, Miu Miu printed midi skirt, Chloe nude sandals, Aurelie Bidermann and YSL rings, my favorite: Giuseppe Zanotti space cowboy bootayz, and finally: an Isabel Marant woven belt. Breathe.
And from Shopbop, at left: By Malene Birger green sequined dress, Alexander Wang hawaiian print blouse, Mara Hoffman tribal bathing suit, Eugenia Kim sun hat, Thakoon shorts, Alexander Wang purple traffic control sweater, metallic blouse by Ellery, the infamous Margiela sneakers–note the metallic shoe ubiquitous moment, 3.1 Phillip Lim purse, Pamela Love bronze skull necklace and an array of Dannijo bracelets. Now finally, for mi amigas across the pond or just generally into thinking British, acting Yiddish: here’s what’s up on My-Wardrobe:
Well, those are some large pants. In charge too: Acne stardust leather at left, Carven felt motorcycle jacket just above one very special D&G fruity print silk chambray combo-blouse from the last collection ever, forevor. Zimmermann bathing suit, Marc by Marc Jacobs peplum tee–perfect for cut offs or bloomers not unlike the ones previewed up up and above, Markus Lupfer sequined skull sweater–this one, stolen from da boys, Mawi bracelet for your arm soiree, another bit of Acne via full midi skirt, Priyanka charm bracelet and at last: Vanessa Bruno jacket. I’m tired, are you?
Hey, don’t forget to watch me look at sunsets and read Joan Didion, attempt to wear weapons as shoes on mountains with Manstagram right over hurrr.