That’s not a flamingo in my pocket, I’m just happy to see you.
I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes: every so often, I do in fact wonder how I'd look if I were to make make the decision to abandon by signature ass face …see more
Support! Beat! Tampon!
...But I'm not going to delve into the aforementioned woes--my political knowledge is quite limited (I'm an ignorant assbrain). I will, however, call attention to one particular brand of the Greek variety that I learned …see more
Look like a figure skater, file paper work while doing it.
In the third week of the second year of my first internship on a Monday morning, a company wide memorandum went out to both staff and interns at the high fashion label for which I …see more
Why, yes, this is in fact a boom shaka laka laka, Midsummer Recap. What? You’ve never seen Get Over It?
As it happens, when the Cobra Snake is infront of the camera instead of behind it, overalls manifest, my heart gets warm. Sorry for stealing your pageview, I wish I hadn't, I didn't want to but …see more