This week in seamless collaboration nations, I build a big fat slew of arm parties for the folks at Bauble Bar and suggest that you, the reader, ponder the notion of purchase. By that I most certainly mean: drop it like it’s hot. At $50 a set, you receive five bracelets hand-picked by my freaky ass and then wear them all together until the mass covered by the bracelets in question on your wrist is officially one shade lighter than the rest of your arm. It makes for a beautiful and irrevocable print. The relationship with Bauble Bar started in part due to a Wall Street Journal video on layering bracelets that I volunteered my marginal expertise for about a month ago and then continued to cultivate itself through everyone’s favorite, Instagram, see: crystal bars. While I have your attention, let’s also open the floor to discuss the evolution of the arm party and whether or not it’s appropriate that we maybe, just maybe, shelf it for a short while. The terminology, not the sentiment. Never the sentiment. Okay now, your turn, discuss and shop.