The Fancy: Jorts

Leandra Medine | May 20, 2012

While the ambiguous anal space between my bathing suit bottoms and upper thighs are so burnt I’m forced to sit on my stomach and lean on my elbows while I express what I’m expressing, I’m back from vacation, and it was a crispin’ good time. Your Sunday evening pick-me-up is brought to you by the Kiehls fostered photographic evidence displayed above and parlays perfectly into what early this week will hold. Behold: a plain white tee and denim cut-offs made night-out appropriate with the simple advent of sequins compliments of the jacket and some shoes that jingle. From the Mr. Bones Kiehls launch last week, where skeletons were celebrity personified and avocado eye cream passed around. I feel like I’m hitting on myself.

Ksubi shorts, Iro jacket, Topshop tee, Proenza Schouler clutch, Dannijo necklace, Nicholas Kirkwood heels. Now tell me, how the shit was your weekend?

  • Leira Zetroc

    My weekend was meh, but good to know that your's was thee shit. I like your "I'm-dressed-up-but-not-too-dressed-up" look.

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  • Anonymous

    Girl, I gotta tell you, that bracelet (which i think is a mouth) looks quite vaginal. Repelling success!

  • Marmalade

    i love this outfit, you look awesome. the jacket is gorg and totally makes the outfit evening worthy

    Mel x

  • servinupstyle

    I love the simplicity, actually more like crazyness in disguise as simplicity, of this outfit. In the summer, shorts (not always jorts!) and a tee are basically my uniform, and I love how you dressed it up here!


  • sunny

    you look amazing. not man repelling at all!

  • Anna

    I love those shorts, Looking beautiful as usual!


  • Voilà!

    You look fabulous, as always! Just curious why your hair always looks so unkempt? Is this intentional? It baffles me.

  • nataliya

    LOVE this outfit!!!!! bag n shoes go perfect!


  • Bellachic

    You looked very tan and fresh faced, vacation did you well!

  • claire

    I love the coordinating clutch and sandals! v. tropical.

  • lola and paz

    Ay Caramba! I love the jorts…(said with a latina accent) Actually the whole damn look!
    Check out the urban dictionary definition of jorts!

  • the (un?)social butterfly

    OM(F)G, I would kill for those shoes. OK perhaps buying them would result in a less risky endeavor, and potentially cheaper if I include the possibility of paying for my crime through spending a lifetime in prison. You look amazing, great great great.

  • Chelsea

    You rock the jorts better than a University of Florida fan.. and that says a lot!

  • sonia de macedo

    You look effortlessly amazing (as always) I love the simple cool look you've opted with the sparkly bomber and jingly heels.

    Have an amazing week!


    Love this look. Can't get enough of that tropical PS clutch.

    Sea and Swank

  • Alison Ryncarz

    What a CREATIVE way to dress up this look! Absolutely love the heels.

  • Monica L.

    Loved the whole outfit!!
    The shoes are really fresh!
    And those shoes are greeeaaaat!!!

    New post: "This too shall pass"

    Cheers!! :)))

  • Berty Morales

    Love your outfit, especially those shoes…xoxox

  • Natasha Fatah

    Fantastic jacket!

    ~Natasha Fatah~
    ~Natasha Fatah~

  • GirlieBlogger@Beauty Fashion Blog Seattle

    What a fantastic way to dress up those shorts.
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  • 6e0bea26-a2ef-11e1-aa69-000bcdcb2996

    you look like you're attending the teen choice awards

  • beats by dr dre

    it beautiful and diffirent ,and thank you for share your blog .let us know a loy of it

  • Miss K

    Fantastic look! Jacket and shoes are fab!

  • Izael Garrido

    OH MY GOD!! that s h o e s !!

  • Natali

    Looking very stylish! I like your sandals and shorts a lot!

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  • Heichal Salomon

    My week was great!! And this outfit is SO cool!!

  • Melissa

    those shoes are fabulous

  • Axelle

    I've been eyeing this Iro jacket for so long now! It is perfect to make your shorts evening appropriate!

  • Creativity&Chocolate

    You look great, vacation did you well! Love the outfit and the shoes ae so cool! I wish I had your legs bye the way, not literally ofcourse :p

  • DM

    I'm sorry to hear about the roastin' you got. Looking effortlessly chic as always.
    x D

  • Young at Heart

    oooh too too cute… a fabulous colour!!

  • McKenzie

    My weekend was alright, a lot of studying involved sadly :( Anyway, I love your clutch and shorts! You pull this look off so effortlessly!

  • fashiioncarpet

    You look amazing :) I like the basic shorts in combination with these colorful heels <3

  • sorthed

    Love your outfit, and cool and smiling i like that!:)

  • Aurélie and Angelo

    Love the jacket, bag and shoes!

  • Daisy Roadster and Coco

    I thought shorts with showing pockets were not in anylonger ?

  • Sharon
  • bbBeauty

    You look fabulous, loving the shoes :)

  • Kirby

    Personally I think denim shorts and killer heels are quite appropriate for night out wear, and when you add sequins you might as well be wearing couture!!

    As always Man Repeller, love your work!!


  • Angela

    LOVE LOVE your Shoes! Great outfit! :)

  • Boston shirt

    very cool! you could do so many fun variations!I try shoes to summer project.

  • Nathan Moy

    this is such a fierce and cool outfit! love the dannijo necklace and clutch!

    dear man repeller, u rule!

    xx nathan.niche


  • Collections

    Looking good.


  • Bonnie,Clyde and Marni…..
  • dictionary_of_fashion

    10+ for this combination! I love it! :))

    P.S. New GIVEAWAY on my blog!

  • Anonymous

    cool one

  • Eat.Style.Play

    My weekend was great i managed to do nothing but leave the house to eat burgers and crabs with my family, and drink for most of it. My sister went to prom i cried with a wine glass in my hand and camera in the other.

  • Roman Trends

    You look happy and bronzed after your hollys!! Wellcome!

  • Anonymous

    Can't stand it – today's offerings are just too awfully delicious. Above and beyond, manrepeller!

  • Alyssa

    Shoes are adorbs!!!LOVE them!

  • The Edit

    I just love this look. Sparkles and denim + wicked shoes makes for one cool outfit!


    xxx the edit xxx

  • Gita

    Whenever you mix Ksubi with Dannijo, you get the perfect look. Fact!


  • Sheyla

    If this outfit doesn't scream "the perfect summer day to night look" I don't know what does. Great post.
    Take care.

  • Heather Fancy

    I've got to get me some…of that jacket. Stellar!

  • Sophia

    This outfit is insanly cool because even if all the accessorize kind of clash they all go together and it's not irritating… Do you know what I mean? 😀

  • jenaly enns

    love this. you look amazing.

  • Sara

    I love this look! That's how I want to look this summer. Need to find a jacket like yours.

  • maryse

    très joli !! je suis amoureuse de la veste et des chaussures !:)

  • Ms.Fashionista

    Very simple but you make everything simple so not simple which is amazing!! I LOVE that clutch and your shoes! They look really lovely together. The shorts are sweet.




  • Pandy

    Didn't think I would like it until I saw the shoes!

  • Ría
  • Punch! Fashion

    That jacket is perfection.
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  • Neijah

    I love this look!


  • Anonymous

    When i saw this outfit post, i almost wanted to laugh because i just wore this exact same outfit! Well almost, i wore the Ksubi alberceque shorts with the IRO sequin jacket with a plain white tee with a wang loafers! I guess i should be flattered that THE man repeller put together an outfit that i thought of first. 😉

  • jewelraz

    She is looking cute with her hills. Nice shoe. I like the shoes the most.

  • Men Cotton Scarves

    Those shoes are PERFECT! Beautiful!

  • lindagfds

    Love this outfit! That bag and those shoes are particularly gorgeous (^_^) x

  • the coattail effect

    awesome outfit! you always know the perfect blend of dressed-up cool :)

  • Snow

    love your hair!

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