No but Really

In a new practice test not unlike those proctored by College Board, I call this one: express your love for any sort of sartorial finding in 140 characters or less. I stole the foundation from twitter but at least I’m man enough to admit it. No But Really was the sentiment I chose and I think in doing that I quite well mastered the art of conjuring up grammatically incorrect sentences that somehow tread the line of social acceptability. No but really? Really? Really! This jacket, my torso. Peas in pod. Jam in jar. Eggs in uterus. Can you dig it? Black ruffle, satin motorcycle. As they I say, if it looks like a vagina, it’s probably couture. Ambiguous nether region, yes, but nonetheless one that will inevitably menstruate. Or, I don’t know, maybe it won’t. I think this just got awkward. I’m going to go. If you’re still around, do shed your light. Via LN-CC

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Thoughts?
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08058202326732813221 Rachel

    i shall call him mr. ruffles and he shall be my jacket.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00200817566554453809 Natasha Fatah

    You had me up until Can you dig it? ;)

    xoxo
    ~Natasha Fatah~

  • http://www.topmoumoute.tumblr.com Top Moumoute

    How could a jacket with that many ruffles NOT be man repeller worthy?!

    http://www.topmoumoute.tumblr.com

  • Anonymous

    I actually love it, but what do I know about vaginas.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00993884718303804752 Charlotte Wilder

    This is the child of Natalie Portman's mean black swan and the Ramones. And a can opener, if you look at the buckle.

  • http://styleseer.blogspot.com Lauren@Styleseer

    Ha! I can dig it; you can dig it; we can all dig it.

  • Anonymous

    YOU ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10858821407628693070 bambi

    O love it, you can visit me in iwanttobeavoguette.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10036195286626825176 MONI
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15664502134805475932 Her Persona
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15235755566305774338 Audrey (hkittygirl)

    Haha, I love your comment how if it looks like a vagina, it's probably couture. That's so accurate! Have you seen the Meadham Kerchoff press on nails with a vagina pattern yet?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14685380199763797058 umblogfashion
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16470560341150718917 Nathan Moy

    ferocious coat!! awesomeness rolled up in a biker!

    xx nathan.niche

    -FIN YOUR NICHE-
    http://style-niche.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05758538135902991276 La Source Du Jour
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07279516877124783976 Mackenzie

    Killer jacket!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02845224695605714893 EGO-FRIENDLY

    ^^^^
    mind reader!

    hehehehe

    http://www.egofriendlyme.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00098016701748046630 I Z A B E L A

    hahaha you are hilarious, love it!
    Quite a cool jacket!

    http://www.reinade-lanoche.blogspot.com
    http://www.reinade-lanoche.blogspot.com

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16288432619173575521 Creativity&Chocolate

    Amazing jacket! LOve the fact that it's flashy but still so wearable!

    http://www.creativityandchocolate.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01270928274656422504 Leira Zetroc

    "As they I say, if it looks like a vagina, it's probably couture."

    Probably.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15901568084463124376 matchalattewardrobe

    Grammatically incorrect jacket, I would say. I was about to say lovely but that'd be rude, right?

    http://matchalattewardrobe.blogspot.com

  • http://www.savemywardrobe.wordpress.com Marle

    Wow, so gorgeous! A more than perfect addition to my closet I'd say!

  • Anonymous

    I love you! and the jacket.

  • Anonymous

    That jacket is just too cool. Is there anybody who wouldn't want one?

  • Anonymous

    The only way that jacket could be better is if it were pink.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06212234656674575905 Luana Montagnini

    So nice this jacket!!

    Tks

    Twitter: @Luanamontagnini

    http://www.modebrasilis.blogspot.com.br

  • http://www.pattyandlo.com/ pattyandlo

    Um, rad.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11769939213130551257 Jolie Jouel

    I could never in a million pull this off…but the article was hilarious!

    joliejouel.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05226243830970581304 monkeyshines ♥

    fantastic pick!

    Bises,
    monkeyshines
    http://monkeyshines-monkeyshines.blogspot.com/

  • SuperHide

    If I were to die and come back as someone's writings, it would be yours. You're a funny bird.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15723983852442803526 Luna

    "No, but really." I think that sums it up nicely. ;)

    You still crack me up. I'll tune in (with a turban on) if Laughternoon with Leandra ever airs.

    xoxo,
    Luna
    http://www.theredtrousers.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15992012518203792325 Bonnie,Clyde and Marni…..
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08501333653718982475 The Nouveau Pov

    Ouch. Desire hurts.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03961268464458851788 Superblondeep

    amazing jacket

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06502998148007689018 Romina C.

    I really love the jacket!

    x Romi
    http://blaastyle.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08841307240901560114 Who Does That

    I'd rock it – especially in a wild color. Orange. Hot pink. PLAID. BRING IT.

    http://hatofhappiness.blogspot.com

  • http://www.senoritarightnow.wordpress.com Erika Pontes

    This would be awesome with a long gown! fancy party + biker jacket = duh!

    jeans and converse would work too i think!

    http://www.senoritarightnow.wordpress.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06841237588940938787 Lydia

    No but really, someone buy me that.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00895152914452877928 Ms.Fashionista

    omg please buy that jacket and then wear it here so i can see what you wear with it.

    http://www.alifeinthefashionlane.blogspot.com

    xo

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03401686887977484323 Man Repeller

    my thoughts exactly!

  • http://lahippiedemierda.blogspot.com Siret

    a weird vagina, in my opinion.
    you're so funny, don't know how you can live with yourself.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12186901125870069099 Sharon

    That jacket is awesome!

    http://style-chameleon.blogspot.com/

    FIRST DUTCH VOGUE GIVEAWAY!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/08891791416549483494 I.Claudia

    Rock&Roll; Couture!Gorgeous!!xoxo

    http://www.iclaudia00.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18283297479106644279 Wazing

    Love the jacket!!

    http://www.wazinger.com

  • http://luckyeighte.wordpress.com/ luckyeighte

    Fabulous jacket! me <3 it!

    http://luckyeighte.wordpress.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02853753997297949718 dictionary_of_fashion

    Aaaaaw…love this jacket :))

    P.S. Enter my giveaway: http://dictionaryoffashion.blogspot.com/2012/04/my-first-giveaway.html and win a dress… :)

  • Jennifer

    I love this jacket! I found these JC spike shoes that'd go great for a night out on the town;) http://www.shopakira.com/products/jeffrey-campbell-spike.html

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01204052275819356588 Fashion Recession

    This jacket is AMAZING!!

    All<3Lola

    http://www.fashionrecession.blogspot.com

  • Anonymous

    this one i will sit out but i believe in you

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12260323992143156841 michelle

    "If it looks like a vagina, it's probably couture" apparently Grimes took this literally

    http://fashionista.com/2012/04/grimes-launches-new-jewelry-line-featuring-pussy-rings/#comments

  • http://absenceofalternatives.wordpress.com/ absenceofalternatives

    I think we need a bumper sticker for this line "As they I say, if it looks like a vagina, it's probably couture." This has got to be my favorite quote from any fashion blog/article/magazine/theories/critique ever.

  • http://blogmode.lauramoodley.com/ blog mode de laura

    The pictures in the header of your website are pretty cool !
    Nice blog!

  • kuwaitigurl

    no but really, this is amazing :)))) so jelllyyy 

  • http://www.kizi2.com/ kizi 2

    Great post,thanks,this is going to help me a lot.

  • http://www.yepinkizi.com/ yepi kizi

    amazing design !

  • Natalie Johnston

    wooooooooooow

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