Second time viewers: behold more text, I clicked publish too soon. And now on to regular programming: I’m not even sure music was actually playing when this photo was taken, but it’s important for multiple reasons. Number one: it’s the weekend, this is spoken in vain of smart phone commercials nationwide. Number two: This is in fact what I look like in most social settings, when Naomi’s camera shuts off and digital platforms are irrelevant. Raw footage, if you will. Number three: even despite a plunging neckline–though should you remember, there are harem pants manifesting somewhere along my waist-line too–it’s important to note that sometimes, you see, all it takes to achieve the unanimous goal are a couple flailing arms. Call me, I do bar mitzvahs too.