Just in time for dropping temperatures here, oh Miami, it’s time; I’m coming. Cover your bathing suit in anything sack or harem shaped and stop by The Webster this Sunday from 12 to 3PM while we celebrate the official launch of The Webster’s fancy new online boutique. For the uninitiated, think highly curated Opening Ceremony that lives on Collins Ave. And for a strip and general city so well versed in liquid latex and patent leather, it’s pretty stinking magical to see the disconnect. We’ll drink morning champagne and stand around hanging flamingos from bolo-necklaces named after Kristin Wiig while we ponder life’s debacles and talk politics. Or, you know, just back and forth one-liners like “that neon is everything,” and “your mullet shirt is so good, it literally hurts.” I know the flyer says I’ll offer style advice but ultimately, I just really want to meet you freaks and embrace you like children and freaks. So please, come say hi. I’ll wear something weird and sing you sweet melodies. Maybe give you a bit o’my arm party? That’s not a bribe. See you soon?
Note: this a free event. No silly fee here, pal.