“Sexy, Shocking and Seductive”

November 15, 2011

Got to love the dichotomous nature of a thirty second video or rather web-mmercial about shoes so high, chunky and colorful, they’re grade-A man repellers at best, and yet quite literally marketed across the perfectly constructed curves of an alpha-female’s body. I suppose this just comes to show, shoes maketh the outfit. And evidently, birthday suit. Even a dripping naked body–breast lines and everything–couldn’t hide the fate these shoes will inevitably render: the ladies will die and not in the literal sense, I’m talking more like Rachel Zoe grazing her hand upon vintage Oscar de la Renta. And the boys will cry…as in, “don’t call me, I’ll call you.” Just kidding about that one! But in case I’m not…consider yourself lucky, twice! You dodged a human bullet and once again, Brian Atwood fans, rejoice! They’re from the diffusion line. Which, you know, is heavily based of the main line. I’d really wanted these but instead just helped myself to these. Life is about compromise, you see. And now I conclude with the best joke in the history of jokes: what did one boob say to another? You better perk up or people will think we’re nuts!

…Just seemed so relevant, we were talking anatomy anyway.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06935177585934005255 Habiba. J

    I agree with you shoes do make an outfit. I love how the video seemed minimalistic, but though it's loud and artistic. I would love it if you checked out my blog, I have interesting fashion posts you might love reading.

    http://www.thegirlinredheels.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07676698510440246459 Taye Anita

    love the shoes you picked – ill need to purchase those myself.

    t .

    http://www.ohsoreginald.blogspot.com

    Xx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14194815440194123998 CupcakesOMG!

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    i've never been less repelled in my life. D-Y-I-ing!!

    CupcakesOMG!

  • http://www.injackiesshoes.blogspot.com Alexandra

    Holy mother of ostrich pumps! I am dying for ostrich feather anything right now (I'm still kicking myself for not purchasing the Elizabeth and James ostrich feather blazer from last year), and your choice is spectacular. Can't wait to see what you'll wear them with!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/05808465720641653914 M.Maria M. Coutinho

    ;0

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12414866568110457207 hermesloveristanbul

    Hi girl ! Greetings from Istanbul Turkey!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/03478806963221576991 Fashionista

    Fabulous add!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06681284541885288937 pinkmate

    The ad is so sexy! Need to get Brian Atwoods!

    Vanessa

    http://thepinkmateproject.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14014231892288571598 anne

    holy guacamole! them be some wicked pumps. FAMAZING!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11059775998363519154 Caitlin

    The Fresh Prince would totally go for a girl in those shoes.

    Caitlin
    http://www.my-grandmothers-gucci.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09174635508282439492 Olivia

    Ahhhhh this is awesome!!!

    Olivia
    xx
    http://brokelittlerichgirl.blogspot.com/

  • Maria B

    What kind of bee makes milk?

    A boo-bee! YOU'RE WELCOME.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06402684628577760850 Marta Herráez

    Me encantaaa!!!!

  • http://adahliavolk.wordpress.com/ adahliavolk

    I needed to hear a joke, so thanks! Video is ridic, but I didn't expect anything else from him. Great "compromise"!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15804060850422665037 MyStyleVita

    Great commercial!! Love Brian Atwood

    xoxo Jessica
    http://www.mystylevita.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09248393354946033790 Angela

    Hah, that title got me thinking for a moment I'd see you in something non-men repelling! What a relief! :)

    Angela
    http://angeladissected.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15848228991056695673 Raspberry and Rouge

    That is AMAZING! XO Rebecca

    http://raspberry-rouge.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09720411610823510735 Malesha Gross

    This is sexy….. I love it :)

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/01333816151105836447 blonde vivant

    THAT is a statement shoe…i want.

    <3 Blonde Vivant
    http://www.blondevivant.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/04911787439738696535 Alessandra Nido

    Amazing video

    MissPandamonium

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/02564090775260006008 Shoppalu

    That web-mmercial was waaaay hot. And those shoes are even hotter. Brian "ow ow" Atwood!

    xxx
    shoppalu.com
    shoppalu.tumblr.com

  • http://hauteeyes.com Caitlin

    I am so stoked that he has this new line out and this uuber sexual clip to go with it!! Love me some Brian Atwood!

    xo
    Caitlin
    http://hauteeyes.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00993884718303804752 The Wilder Things

    wowww. this is pretty fabulous. and beyond sexy.

    http://www.thewilderthings.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00422872746786562411 Kim W.

    wow the video is amazing. how genius! i LOVE the shoes too! to die for :) xkim

  • http://allureurbano.blogs.sapo.pt catarina Ferreira Pinto

    What an inspiring video! Do you mind if I put it on my blog? I'll give credit for having seen on yours :)

    xoxo

  • http://4us.spaceblog.com.br Ana Elisa L.

    Oh man! Really nice…. So inspiring!
    Ana from Rio, always here…

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00602003738937859767 Augusta

    Keep on man repelling, ladies!!!! Love this blog!!!

    runswithlipstick.blogspot.com
    xoxo, augusta

  • http://vanillachic.wordpress.com/ vanillachic

    wow. really cool video. love the concept. I didnt even know Brian Atwood had a diffusion line. jackpot!!

    http://vanillachic.wordpress.com/
    http://vanillachic.wordpress.com/

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/15351317731531231831 JMJones6

    Awesome joke! Love the shoes you went with!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16603701673468071750 LRB

    Makes me want jolly ranchers and Atwoods all at once. Success.

    http://www.littleredbook-thatshaute.blogspot.com

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16068572636867244753 Jess

    Hi Leandra, You have been tagged here http://www.laceandfadedjeans.com/?p=2050, to answer 7 questions about yourself. I hope you get a chance to do it. xx

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/09175982444776973116 Mr.Jovita

    drool!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07179861252309479259 Lady Fur

    Very, very very nice video!
    kisses from your follower! ♡
    http://www.welovefur.com

  • http://www.vibrantflair.com/ Melody
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/16641463060906446733 The Annachrist

    hahah your commentary is better than the video!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14531946171530002182 peony

    Seductive Atwood's way)! love that sexy comercial idea!

    http://acupofmary.blogspot.com/

  • http://fashionroi.com Ami

    lurve it…color blocking dripping down a body into shoes is some anatomy I can get behind!

    http://fashionROI.com