To be clear, BTS stands for behind the ‘stache.
So, now you’ve seen it, all four minutes. And Jodie never takes the ‘stache off. You may be wondering why I’ve waited until two months after the launch to share it but the reasons are simple: 1. Danielle edits and that means….nothing, and 2. Here’s the big one: the collection is in it’s final round of stock! That’s it! Buy now or forever hold your piece! That’s a play on words! Do you get it! Have a ‘stache! And a collar! Wear a watch that doesn’t tell time! …Or don’t. I just thought right now would be an opportune moment to let you know that the aforementioned (time) it is a’running out.
Ultimately though, the decision is yours, I can’t pressure you into buying something(s), especially if they don’t speak to your aesthetic. If they don’t in fact speak to your aesthetic though, you should really ask yourself why. And then reconsider revisiting this here web page ever again. I hate you! Just kidding, I love you. Well, this paragraph is chocful of irregular sentiments, I reckon it may be in part due to Aunt Flow’s short journey over, scheduled to pop in any day now.
Before you kick yourself into early menopause though, (see what I did there?) I should let you know, if you did in fact miss your call to purchase a piece of us, collection number two may or may not roll out one day. Soon. Or not soon. We’re at the mercy of a metalsmith named Jon. Kidding, his names not Jon, but it should be, he looks like a Jon.
Okay now, bye and buy!